Hares in, two of them Virgins - you decide which ones!!  A bit arse about face this week, Good Run / Hash Shit done first as two of the Hares had to leave early, unfortunately one of them wasn’t JC. GM was very disappointed that Rushing Around didn’t have her leathers, make up and motorbike gear on - a very shy model this week. GM took the role of Run Master, it was agreed by all but one that it was a GOOD RUN! Barf Wader called Hash Shit due to the amount of Buffalo Shit she had to run through! BW Iced and current Hash Shit (Mini Mouse) Boinged Boinged her way into the circle & was delighted to transfer the tile of Hash Shit to BW - hello new Hash Shit! 

Announcements:  JC announced that Blast Off had a serious accident in the week. So during the bad weather that we have had recently, and after having several beers while doing his Steward notes for this week, BO thought it would be a good idea to do a bit of tree pruning - unfortunately he had hold of the wrong branch, and fell 4 meters onto concrete.  He has fractured 3 vertebra and 7 ribs - he is doing OK just having problems laughing! Everybody wishes Blast Off a speedy recovery. 

Bullet Rash reminded everybody that the Pooying is taking place Sunday 16 October at Bangpae Waterfall.  This will be SA Dick Gobbler first as GM’s Assistant. 

Big Bollox announced dates for the diaries: 27 Nov 11 is the Triathlon and 4 Dec 11 is the Iron Man, Phuket HHH are helping with the marshaling, so please let BB know if you want to help - this is a great way to get some extra coffers into the pot - so come on lets see plenty of volunteers. 

What a very sad day because of the Fucking French!  Much to the GMs disgust the French edged out Wales in the semi-final of the Rugby World Cup - so the French pack in with extra big down-downs!  

Run Offences:  Hares in, during the run, Bullet Rash was extremely confused as to why Rushing Around was running with them, but didn’t have a bloody clue where she was going and took each and every single falsie! In usual Scud fashion, JC was asked “did you teach the Virgin Hares anything about safety” - with a confused look on is face JC said “always!”.  So why the fuck did you take us all through a farm-yard with buffalo’s with calfs?  One of them was going ape shit and she had some decent sized horns on her!  Rude as Fuck in, GM reminded everybody that he is the new Regulator and there is way too much noise!! So stop drinking the Police Piss and tell them to shut the fuck up!!! No Hope loves the sound of  Tiger’s running rhythm (NH gave a quick demonstration), but Tiger runs twice as far as anybody else (Tiger didn’t have a clue what was going on, which would be about right for something NH was involved in ;) but he had his DD all the same!).  NH was also pleased to see Scud on paper for the first time in god knows how long! JC found it highly amusing that Once Weekly ignored the short falsie that the rest of the pack took, went to the road, to take a piss (and was actually on paper!), heard the pack calling On On, and went back to join them on the falsie!!  As we all know SA Dick Gobbler thinks Assterix is a bit of a cunt! So it was with delight that SADG saw Assterix ‘checking’ while out on the run - well not quite - there was a guy in front doing the checking, Assterix just followed him to make out to everybody he knows how to ‘check”!  Julie Andrews was impressed how Blue Harlot managed to just about stay on paper, while following Mini Mouse - he had no idea where he was going, tripped over ever root, lost his footing several times and found all the thorny branches - doesn’t he know Mini Mouses arse is not made of paper - follow the paper not her arse! The GM couldn’t hear a thing in the circle today, Kaiser Bill has the noisiest most asthmatic dog he has ever heard, so he moved away from the GM, to where - RIGHT BEHIND ME - couldn’t hear a thing at times!  JC showed his caring side today! Kaiser Bill’s son was running with him, but was having a problem due to all the stickies rubbing his knee raw - so JC did the ‘fatherly’ thing and helped removed the stickies to help the young lad on his way. Good job JC was a fatherly figure today, as KB just kept on running and left his young son to look after himself - what a good father NOT! 

Returners:  Secret Banana Gobbler, Barbara Woodhouse, 15 gets you 20, Oy Pussylicker, Chapped Lips and Defective Maigret (and his clan!) 

1st Steward Spot - Rude as Fuck (Virgin):  So RaF was joined by Julie Andrews, Big Bollox and Blue Harlot and were all going on a train ride to Udon Thani, there was plenty of talk about ‘first shags’ and ‘teenage daughters’.  But BH was a bit concerned to see BB wearing a lovely pair of black silk panties!  BH asked “didn’t realise you were into wearing ladies knickers, when did that fetish start?” BB replied “when the wife found them in the glove compartment of the car!”  BH owes his life to his daughter, but you will have to ask him why! He also rang in sick the other day, ask him what his problem was!?  So now the train has arrived at Ranong, where Clitmas Pussy joins the trip and immediately RaF asks her “what is long and hard and makes her moan?” An ironing board apparently! Jungle Balls told her last night that he wanted her to wear out the carpet between the bedroom and the kitchen! The reason she was in Ranong was to have a tattoo done, a lovely sea shell design on her inner thigh, apparently if you get close enough and take a sniff you can smell the sea!  Arrived in Pattaya and Singha jumps aboard (well not quite, he takes it nice and easy to board the train!).  He was recently on a Alzheimer’s Awareness march and their war cry was: “What Do We Want - I Don’t Know” “When Do We Want It - Want What”. Poor Julie Andrews went to the doctors with 6 toy horses shoved up his arse!  It’s OK though, he is stable now!  Singha is like a superhero to his kids, Spiderman in fact - not because he can climb up the outside of buildings, or even because he can make webs!  It’s because he can’t get out of the bath! At the end of the train trip now, but RaF was feeling a bit depressed, so he rang a help line, which was based in Pakistan, he was surprised to hear the delight in their voices when he told them how depressed he was! Their reply was “can you drive a van?”   Fucking good Steward Spot (GM) and not bad for a former cabbage head (Blue Harlot).   

GM welcomed BC and all the Thai’s into the circle, as we all know there is some serious flooding in the Bangkok area, and the Government have paid for several hundred longtail boat owners to use their boats to help disperse the water!!!!!  The GM would like to thank Nugget for the larger Down Down’s after last weeks complaint!  Dambuster was a bit confused to see Nugget wearing a Tin Man t-shirt! So myself and Moonwalker in, I haven’t been Scribe for long but I have had to store some new words into my spellchecker, or the notes would be a sea of red! The most popular being cunt! Poor Moonwalker had several large Down Down’s before she could even say this word - she tried to whisper it, say it with an Irish accent, but GM wanted her to shout it out loud!!! Twice Nightly re-enacted the infamous Iron Pussy photo of her on the Big Boy! Blue Harlot was delighted to get a live viewing, although the French pack were rather disappointed that they could only see the back of her head, but I’m sure Froggy remembers it from Wednesday night!  

Hash Music:  Although not much singing went on this week - I think Sir Bollox was still hungover from last weeks Steward Spot!? There was a French theme going on, plenty of action going on this weekend many hundreds of years ago, including; 14 Oct 1066 - Battle of Hastings (apparently the last time France landed in England with a gun - well actually it was more Bow & Arrow!).  15 Oct 1855 Napoleon begins exile in Saint Helena (put there by the British!). 16 Oct 1793 Marie Antoinette guillotined and the French have been eating cake ever since! French pack in, Assterix wanted to speak, but nobody could see the subtitles due to the lack of light.  Sir B did sing “That’s Why I Hate the French” and ended it by congratulating them on a ‘Good Win!” 

2nd Steward Spot - Corporal Punishment:  At this stage very dark indeed, and Corporal Punishment was having a difficult time reading his notes!    He was joined by No Hope as Beer Bitch, Sir Bollox, Julie Andrews and Scud as the male choir and Clitmas Pussy (the Steward Bitch!), Always Wet (as she has done nothing all day!) and Testicle Tom look alike Nathan!  Utter confusion took over now, due to the lack of light but just imagine the follow song (to the tune of 3 blind mice!):  Male Choir:  I like cunt, I like cunt, Up against railings I’ve often stood, Fucking young ladies and doing them good, It’s so much better than pulling your pud, ‘Cause I link cunt, I like cunt.  Female Choir:  I like cock, I like cock, See how they rise, See how they rise, Fit so nicely and feel so grand, They come in all sizes, all shapes and brands, Nothing finer than making them stand, ‘Cause I like cock.  Blue Harlot was iced, not sure what for, but he did warm it up for Mini Mouse.  Corporal Punishment backed a horse recently called Mini Mouse, and it came in last! Which is why she was iced.  Gay Cowboy was in, something about Vodka, but I have no idea what - he probably drank too much!?  (Sorry CP I need to buy myself a torch for next week, couldn’t see a bloody thing at this stage!).    Good Steward spot 

New member:  Tiffany, Virgin: Angelique 

Circle Closed