Good news, nobody moaned about the Scribe Notes from last week (well not to my face!) - even if they were like War and Peace - I promise they won’t be as long again ;)

Hares first in, although took several attempts to get them there - and several shouts of “Where the fuck are you?” but they arrived - along with BC.  Ejackulator wasn’t around for a couple of weeks, so BC kindly helped out with a bit of haring!  Returners in:  Corporal Punishment, Scrubber, Misfire, Blast Off and Rommel.  GM also commented that there was a huge sporting weekend in Oz this weekend - Finals of Aussie Rules Football and Rugby League Final - so all the Aussies are really exited - but actually what the GM pointed out was quite true - Nobody else really gives a fuck!

Run Offenses:  Froggy and Manneken Pis (along with his 4 bottles of beer!) in.  Amongst many of the French pack, they love to shower with each other - but these two more so than most - pair of French Pussies!  On the run, Bullet Rash witnessed Fungus taking a flying pisser on his way round, and ends up face down in the dirt!  “Are you OK?” shouts Once Weekly “Yea OK, just watch where you are going” comes the reply.  Obviously Once Weekly didn’t listen to a word that was said, as he too took the same flying pisser!  So BC and Flying Dickhead go slightly off paper - but can hear the pack above them so decided to re-join them and take a steep incline to try and catch up.  With FD leading the way there isn’t a lot to grab onto but thorny branches and FD starts sliding backwards towards BC.  Now BC starts to panic all he can see is FDs arse heading straight for his face - so the decision is arse in the face or hands out and both slide back down the hill!?  Testicle Tom, as you might have guessed thought ‘taking the arse’ was the best option - got a feeling BC just stuck his hands out for good measure! So do we have a potential ‘Tea Bagger’ in the making?

Houston Basher was having problems with his computer screen, covered in shit apparently!!  So decides to head off to his local 7/11 to purchase screen wipes to give it a damn good clean!  He is so pleased with himself, lovely packet of screen wipes, all individually wrapped in pretty pink packets.  Out the first one comes, good quality HB thinks to himself - but got very concerned with the said screen wipe ‘stuck’ to his computer screen!  HB really needs a lesson is feminine hygiene products - he had only bought himself a packet of ‘panty liners’!!!  French pack in (no Swiss, Belgium's or any other ‘French type hangers on’) - so the ‘mighty’ French Rugby team (well they think they are mighty, nobody else does!) played the little known country of Tonga today.  There was lots of mumbling - “Tonga who are ya?”  Well apparently Tonga are the mighty ones, after whipping the arses of the lowly French!!! Well done Tonga.

Visitors:  Nathan, James (I quoted last week he was an ‘annoying creature’ a rather quieter more subdued character this week!), Brunette(?) and Phillippe.

So BC and Testicle Tom in - and the question is ‘what does it take to be a real man?’  To establish if you are a ‘Real Man’ or ‘Gay Man’ the following questions were asked (BC could be heard saying, “I haven’t tasted dick in 20 years!”).

Q1.  Which one turned up to the Iron Pussy On On wearing a dress?
A1.  TT

Q2.  Who appeared at the Kamala Koma dressed like Daffyd Thomas (only gay in the village  in Little Britain) ?
A2.  BC

So deciding question is:

Q3.  Who commented on the album of the girls latest trip to BKK on FB with the words ‘Kind of makes me want to be a girl?’
A3.  Oh dear it was BC!!!

SA Dick Gobbler and Always Wet were iced (although I did notice Always wet wasn’t this time - she took a pew on SADG knee - well I think it was his knee?).  Apparently SADG was moaning about the number of ‘chairs’ that were being used in the circle (only former GM can use a chair apparently!!  Well I’m not standing and being scribe!). AW didn’t like the shape of the ‘circle’ it was more like a triangle.  As you can guess current GM didn’t give a fuck!

1st Steward Spot - Assterix

As admitted by himself, Assterix advised that his English wasn’t that good so SA Dick Gobbler and BC were in (and their English IS good?).  From crib sheets they did the steward spot for Assterix - and trust me the stories that they were telling us were shockingly old (circa 20 years?) and not funny.  Sir Bollox could be heard saying “no wonder the French are all boring bastards” and somebody was asking for a ‘hook’ to be brought to the circle.  I can see how Assterix mind was working ‘if I do it this way - I won’t be asked again for another year’ - maybe I should have done that instead of volunteering for Scribe ;)

Good attempt Assterix

Blue Harlot was having problems with his download speeds last week, so during the conversation with the operator at TOT he advised her that if the download speeds were any slower, the girl in the movie would be of legal age!  All those that can remember ‘Allo ‘Allo were in and it is with sad regret that the GM told them about the passing away of the writer David Croft.  In a statement issued by the family: David pissed away quietly in his sloup’.  Chicken George was heard saying this week that his dog Jack cannot say no - so technically it is not rape!  BC is trying to make his knob more attractive to women - and has taken to naming it (he thinks that will work!?)  Anyway 2 weeks ago it was called Cucumber!  Now it is called Pizza Hut - for what reasons I do not know!

Sir Bollox - Hash Music: A slightly delayed entrance - but it was no surprise that Sir Bollox couldn’t hear GM shouting for him - he had got a knife going through his head from ear to ear - and apparently had a splitting head ache!   After looking at himself in the mirror he has the perfect song for the circle ‘He’s a Cunt’! (his words not mine!).  Hopefully the video operator could work the camera this week - and you will see the full performance on the website!  Great music spot.

Birthday Boy in - congratulations on reaching the great age of 69! According to the GM Ejaculator will be getting his annual blow job tonight!! In their usual manner - the circle wished Ejaculator a ‘Happy Birthday’.  Ejaculator was having problems with his game last week while on the golf course so seeking the advise of his caddy on what to do the reply came “you have shit on the head of your club” so Ejaculator gives it a good clean, but the caddy replies “no it’s the other end!”  The French ‘Cock’ T-shirt brigade were in - but it was Twice Nightly that stole the show - she has had her t-shirt re-modeled to make sure it looks good on her and actually fits!!!  No Hope, being the stickler for attention to detail that he is, noticed that Creature hadn’t provided Ejaculator with his 10th Hare T-shirt - so iced she was.  Apparently there will be plenty of spanking going on later - not sure who will be doing what to who!?  Scud in and agreed that the Irish child abuse argument with the Catholic church is still on going.  The church are now using quotes from children to justify the abuse, the latest being: Matthew 10, Luke 8 and John 12!  Blue Harlot has been having problems with his Headmaster again, and he thought this time the book was going to be thrown at him!  He doesn’t understand why though, as they were only ‘Minor’ offenses!

2nd Stewart Spot - Blue Harlot

Hares (as always), Double Down Down (good scribe notes) and the irritating cunt from last week (because he was an irritating cunt!) in.  Murkury in for Rosie, heard about the dyslexic Yorkshire Man - he wears a cat flap on his head.  Blue Harlot was trying to explain to the new teachers in the staff room about what he likes in  a woman: Just like his steak he says - A nice juicy rump, 12 years matured and black but a little pink on the inside!  The ‘irritating cunt from last week’ didn’t know how to answer this next question: What does eating pussy and smoking a cigarette have in common?  The flavour gets stronger as you get closer to the butt!  So Lord Louis The Lip bought a box of Cabernet Sauvignon wine from Tesco last week, it said on the label once opened lasts for up to three months.  LLTL went back to Tesco for a refund as it only lasted him 2 days!  LLTL went to Sports World to buy new walking shoes, the salesman asks him “how do they feel?” LLTL replies “well the left one feels a bit tight” the salesman takes a look and suggests “try it again, but with the tongue out” LLTL replies “well, theth thill theel a bit tightth”.  BC tries to keep his private life very private, but last week he came home from a night out at 0300 hrs and his girlfriend said “you treat this house like a bloody hotel.” Thinking about it, BC replied “well no that isn’t true, I’ve never snorted cocaine off a Katoeys tits before getting a blow job here.” 
BC also has a fetish for wanting to have anal sex with a pregnant girl - if you want to know more about that, as BC or Blue Harlot!

Good steward spot and thank you for your notes :)

Virgin My Arse and Dicksappointing appeared on Britains Got Talent last week, and they explained during the interview prior to their appearance on stage that they were going to make a child disappear in front of everybody's eyes.  The researcher asks “has this been done before?”, “yes just the once” was the reply.  “OK Mr and Mrs McCann - enter stage left!”  Chicken George, Testicle Tom and Suck it and See in, TT couldn’t get down that far to sit on the ice, so gallantly TT and CG offered the ice to Suck it and See!  Next time arrive on time and pay your registration fees!!!

Murkury announced the Tin Man is on Wednesday 5 October - full details can be found on the website.

Run Master JC in - Thanks to Woodpecker for doing the food for Ejackulator’s birthday.  No Hash shit, all agreed Good Run!

Blastoff, Scud, Houston Basher and Sir Bollox in - just to use up the spare beer!