Scribe
Report:
Run No. 1332
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Saturday 17th. Sept. 2011
Hares:
No Hope, Singha, Apeman & Give Me One
Total Pack 85, Virgins 0,
Visitors 2, Visiting hashers 13, New members 2.
The GM called the meeting to
order.Asked for any volunteers to be the scribe. Alas, your truly
was conscripted to write up the following sh*t.
Hares called in .Apeman, Singha, No Hope and the virgin hare,
Give Me One. The GM presented her with a new Tee to commemorate
the event. However, the luscious beauty declined to change in front of
the hopeful, salivating marauders in attendance.
The GM observed that Clit Zipper's daughter has done well over 100 runs
and has not been recognized by the PH3. After some unrepeatable
debate we named the lovely little lass Zipper's Nipper.
Georgeous and Dicksappointing in for doing a good job as registrars
even though they are separated by a common language. Virgin My
Ass called in for a down, down to celebrate Mexican independence Day.
Newly weds, Naked Gun and Running C*nt ,were joined in the circle by
all members who attended last friday's wedding reception at Singha's
,Ban Rim Klong. Apparently they really butchered the YMCA song
that night. An attempt to improve on that performance failed
miserably.We all sang happy birthday to the newly weds as we did not
know what else to sing to them. Congrats to the newly weds.
Sir Bollox , no longer dressed as an Arab, entertained us with some
hash music.The song was entitled , Herpes ., Members of the chorus
included J Jugs,Julie Andrews,Twice Nightly,Woodpecker, Rotary Wanker,
Nuts and Bolts, Turn coat , Fucka wolf , Barf Wader and Bullet
Rash. Our band leader noted that Minnie Mouse was a no show,
having left before the music began.
We had a PH3 version of the Rugby World Cup with the Aussies versus the
Kiwis. Always Wet and Give Me One were the referees. The Aussies
won a close beer guzzling contest but alas, were disqualified by the
judges. Apparently it was determined that none of them had a
birth certificate. According to the GM, there are now three options
when applying for an Aussy passport. Male , female and
indeterminate !!
Steward, Bullet Rash, called in Aussy visitor , Dregs and Jiggly
Jugs. Both were declared wussies . JJ for being scared of an itsy bitsy
spider. The hares were recalled for lying about there being no
hills on the run. All attending members of Wednesdays' Iron Pussy
run called in to the circle. They were joined by Flying Dick Head and
Testicle Tom because these two bastards could not stay away from the
women for even one night. TT have you switched back over again to the
other side?? We doubt it. Our PH3 Coast to Coast cyclists, J
.Jugs, Harry Houdini and BC called in by fellow cyclists BR. Ice Arse
tries to join in as a wannabe. GM called in for suggesting the
long bike trek was only from Kamala to Patong.
Vacant Plot in for once again, not knowing when the hash starts.
Asterix in for never, ever, doing a check. In his defense, the
poor bastard can't speak any English. Returner Tokyo Joe called
in for wearing new running shoes. TJ you should know better. The usual
punishment was meted out.
FYI, TJ is back from 8 months in Iberia and is headed to Albania in
about 10 days.Good luck TJ .
Harry Houdini rules the run is a good one even though a duck was
declared DOA after a run in with a member's dog. Well done hares.
GM declares the circle closed.
On, On .
Conscripted scribe WC Fields