Scribe Report:                         Run  No. 1332 ,                             Saturday  17th. Sept. 2011

Hares:         No Hope, Singha, Apeman & Give Me One         

Total Pack 85,  Virgins 0, Visitors 2, Visiting hashers 13, New members 2.



The GM called the meeting to order.Asked for any volunteers to be the scribe.  Alas, your truly was conscripted to write up the following sh*t.

Hares called in .Apeman, Singha, No Hope and the virgin hare,  Give Me One.  The GM presented her with a new Tee to commemorate the event. However, the luscious beauty declined to change in front of the hopeful, salivating marauders in attendance.   

The GM observed that Clit Zipper's daughter has done well over 100 runs and has not been recognized by the PH3.  After some unrepeatable debate we named the lovely little lass Zipper's Nipper.

Georgeous and Dicksappointing in for doing a good job as registrars even though they are separated by a common language.  Virgin My Ass called in for a down, down to celebrate Mexican independence Day.

Newly weds, Naked Gun and Running C*nt ,were joined in the circle by all members who attended last friday's wedding reception at Singha's ,Ban Rim Klong.  Apparently they really butchered the YMCA song that night. An attempt to improve on that performance failed miserably.We all sang happy birthday to the newly weds as we did not know what else to sing to them. Congrats to the newly weds.

Sir Bollox , no longer dressed as an Arab, entertained us with some hash music.The song was entitled , Herpes ., Members of the chorus included J Jugs,Julie Andrews,Twice Nightly,Woodpecker, Rotary Wanker, Nuts and Bolts, Turn coat , Fucka wolf , Barf Wader and Bullet Rash.  Our band leader noted that Minnie Mouse was a no show, having left before the music began.

We had a PH3 version of the Rugby World Cup with the Aussies versus the Kiwis.  Always Wet and Give Me One were the referees. The Aussies won a close beer guzzling contest but alas, were disqualified by the judges.  Apparently it was determined that none of them had a birth certificate. According to the GM, there are now three options when applying for an Aussy passport.  Male , female and indeterminate !!

Steward, Bullet Rash, called in Aussy visitor , Dregs and  Jiggly Jugs. Both were declared wussies . JJ for being scared of an itsy bitsy spider.  The hares were recalled for lying about there being no hills on the run.  All attending members of Wednesdays' Iron Pussy run called in to the circle. They were joined by Flying Dick Head and Testicle Tom because these two bastards could not stay away from the women for even one night. TT have you switched back over again to the other side?? We doubt it.  Our PH3 Coast to Coast cyclists, J .Jugs, Harry Houdini and BC called in by fellow cyclists BR. Ice Arse tries to join in as a wannabe.  GM called in for suggesting the long bike trek was only from Kamala to Patong.

Vacant Plot in for once again, not knowing when the hash starts.  Asterix  in for never, ever, doing a check. In his defense, the poor bastard can't speak any English.  Returner Tokyo Joe called in for wearing new running shoes. TJ you should know better. The usual punishment was meted out.
FYI, TJ is back from 8 months in Iberia and is headed to Albania in about 10 days.Good luck TJ .

Harry Houdini rules the run is a good one even though a duck was declared DOA after a run in with a member's dog. Well done hares.  GM declares the circle closed.

On, On .

Conscripted scribe WC Fields