Scribe
Report:
No. 1327
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Saturday 13th August 2011
Hares:
J C and Barbara
Woodhouse.
Total Pack 96 , Virgins 1 ,
Visitors 1 , Visiting hashers 2 , New members 3.
Well we finally arrived at the site. What a wonderful place. We
promptly got off the bus with beer in hand. Had a chat to all and
registered. We formed a circle and the runners were sent away. The rest
of us, the walkers with sense got right back on the bus. Yeah, this is
the easiest run we have done, come the cries from all directions on the
bus. Finally the bus stops 25 minutes later and the long walkers
got off the bus, (not many may I add). Then the bus prattles on
for another 5 minutes. (Well, the short walkers were starting to get
worried). The bus stopped and the driver yells, “ here, get out”. OK,
so like little school kids we got out. We started walking hoping
someone knew where the hell we were going. To our surprise the
walk was wonderful. The rain was a nice addition to the beautiful,
serene environment. Well, we all arrive back at the lager.
Everyone looked awfully wet but invigorated.
The GM called the circle. First up Testicle Tom was called to the
circle. Complaining about being the scribe chaser but nobody
wanted to volunteer to scribe. Asking in the circle , well who wants to
do it this week. Silence ? Only the sound of crickets for the
next 2 minutes. JC was nominated but quickly said Fuck Off, I’m Not
Doing It. Which is fair enough, he just laid the paper. (For God sake,
all the retired fella’s around, nobody has time to scribe once a
week). (sad, very sad). So just because I have nothing else to do
in my life, but try to make an honest living, I volunteered to let
Testicle Tom off the hook for one week, you have to put up with an
Aussie girl’s interpretation of the following events. (Ha, Ha,
you asked for it).
Running offences: Sprat caught hanging out his tackle for the
runners to have the image in their minds for the rest of the run.
(Scary). Next was Blind Mullet living up to his name. Walking
with his white stick acting really confident walking through the bush
blind. Louie the Lip, let us all know “he might be old but he is
still functional”. Poo Pay got her hash name. “Give me one” I
don’t think I will go there.
1st Steward: Bong Kang got all the old guys into the circle and
cheered them because he only visits every three years. This was just in
case they died before he returned. (Cheeky Bastard). Visitors:
Muddy Bollocks, just like grand dad but cuter. Leprechaun, who
after 35 years of hashing decided to grace us with his presence and
come to our hash. (Just a little slow) Chicken George was iced because
he couldn’t keep his dog under control and out of the circle.
Virgins and Visitors: Were all deemed Deaf Cunts. Nobody seemed to know
who they were. They were all made to DOWN, DOWN anyway.
Musical Man:
Bollocks
Bleeding from the ear. Squealing like a pig.
Looking for sympathy. Didn’t get it. Ha Ha
Musical: History Lesson: Battle of
Britain. Had people doing crazy actions to a foot beat and group
singing. Always a great musical addition and fun entertainment.
We luv it.
Hawian Ho:Told us all about the benefits of vitamin B12, carrying his
personal supply.
2nd Steward: Lucky Lek. Who the
Fuck!!!!!!! What the
Fuck!!!!!! Something about: Register the dogs. GM good for
bullshit information. Flying Dutchman, Big Bollocks and JC. Why
do your wife love you? Ummmmmmm (What the Fuck)????? Georgous
(Georgia)???????????? Something about a dick, wenches work and an
undertaker. (What the Fuck)?????? Ball Suckers is now Pussy
Suckers and No Lesbians in New York. ?????? (What the
Fuck)???????? But how funny and entertaining.
Go Moonwalker and Flip Flop for showing the visitors how to use the
drinking arm tubes. Go Girls.
3rd Steward: Blue Harlot Blue
Harlot let us into his secret why he can complete the runs in good
time. He said all you need to do is walk behind Big Bollocks and wait
for him to Fart. It will make you run for miles.
Fungus: 25 runs Lost Buffalo: 50
runs Well done guys.
Good run was called and what a good run it was, well done hares.
On On
Born Illegitimate
A
note from Once Weekly:
Hash Scribes and what do you think?
Please see
Testicle Tom ( As he is not very mobile) and place your name on his
list of scribes and let him know the weeks you know you are available
or unavailable . Last week was very disappointing, Testicle Tom asked
for scribes and there was a long delay of silence . Then Born
illegitimate was the only one who came forward and in turn did this
weeks scribe notes. We would like to see at least 10 names
on rotation. It is nice to have a variety , different view points and
different sense of humour . A variety of writing styles to make the
hash sheet entertaining and in turn for the good of the hash.
Not much writing required as we only need the main details
of the circle ( See this weeks scribe notes ). This is a very
easy task and if we have enough volunteers it will be a rotation of
hopefully 3 months or 4 times a year.
I will publish the list in a couple of weeks . If you are happy with
getting the details from the Website and doing away with the Hash
Sheets please let yourself be heard and let the G.M know. Maybe it is
time for a change. If you still want the Hash Sheets then someone has
to take notes.
I produce the Hash Sheets from the scribe notes and I am happy to
produce the hash sheets ( However, I am like you and if I do not have
to produce the hash sheets anymore, I do have other things to do
). I feel that maybe if there is no interest and no one wanting
to take the notes and everyone getting the information from the
Website. Then it is time to do away with the hash
sheet. Please let the G.M know what you think. If you feel
strongly that the Hash Sheets should continue, be prepared to be
summoned to scribe after all you are one of the ones that want the hash
sheets to continue. I know many hashers do not worry about getting the
hash sheets anymore and look up the details of the next runs ect, on
the website. 3 years ago I was producing 2 x the number
that is required today and even then quite often there are a number of
left overs. It has to be one way or the other, Hash Sheet and
support it ,or do away with it.
Hash members , it is up to you, let your G.M know what you think.
On On
Once Weekly