Out of the Muslim village came Testicle Tom ( Scribe) to the bottom half the island to a  hill top run where the elephants and ATV's do their traveling and with the Great White Hope of Murkury, Chicken George, Clitmas Pussy, you knew we were in trouble. Chicken George still thinks he is training Navy Seals for a special mission somewhere in Iran, Somalia, or where ever. As I drove up the dirt path to the heavens above I passed two hashers that were not happy and that was Bobby Socks and Singha and offered them a ride, but they said they wanted to remember this one so that they would have a good reason to give it Hash Shit and kill the Hares!!  After parking my car, more hashers came in saying the same thing to Chicken George and his smile turned into a sneer.

The circle started at 5:35 and the Hares where immediately brought in and given down downs just because!!!  Funny thing is that the GM in all haste to get to the site,  forgot his hat and other essentials and will be whipped thoroughly. Whispering still going on behind me about Hash Shit---sorry guys but that is life when you do a run and walk like today. Clitmas Pussy in about Iron Pussy run and no gays or katoys allowed, DAM I HATE HER FOR THAT !  WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS ??? Barf Warder and Russian Around in for excuses for not running and Barf was just lazy, but Russian Around had a true story about doing a Triathalon  somewhere on the island and in the run a motorcycle hit her and she lay bleeding from many cuts and some in places that we wanted to see, but could not.  Anyway she got up and said "Fuck you people I am going to win this race and she took off like a bullet and won the race!!!!,and she had the cuts and bandages and big trophy to prove it. Murkury came in and was mad at the other hares for giving him wrong directions for laying the paper, so by then you knew it was going to be a Chicken George fuck-up. Louie the Lip in for getting wrong directions from Murkury, man these guys really know where they are after laying the paper. Lesser Dipshit brings in Once Weekly to show him that Mosquito Lake was not below us.  I think he needs a  GPS unit tied to him so he knows where he is all the time. Chicken George brought in for, oh heck its for 10 Hares and not Hash Shit.

Blue Harlot in for thinking his dick was shrinking (Not My Boy), but no his girlfriend's hand is getting bigger. Not Clever, Cleaver, Closet Lover, anyway that guy and his lovely Miss Pole Position had a big problem, as Pole Position ate some heavy spicy thai food, which she is not suppose to do and had allergic reactions to it, he cauldn’t sleep at night for 2 days due to her tossing and turning and moaning so he takes her to the hospital and she is in for two days.  Yes, I am getting to the punch line as my fingers are killing me typing this, and so he wanted her to sing to him an english song and just any english song as he could care less.  In the middle of the night in Singapore she song to him a most appropriate song------"Fuck Off You Cunt, as she speaks hardly any english.  Glad that is over with !!!!!  Out with Clever and in with BC to tell a quick joke about his remembering his first kiss outside of family members.

Pisshead brings in his better half, Ting Tong, as he bought her a new car and she runs out of gas and he had to push it through an intersection and all of this pissed him off and went out and thoroughly got drunk, so what's new, and mad at her, but now all is made up and am sure that will never happen again. All the Americans or Sepos in about our debt problem and how the recession has hit everyone. Some are getting pre-declined credit cards in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries  Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. A truck load of Americans where caught sneaking into Mexico. The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali Pirates.

Returners were brought in. Little Toe brought in as new member and BC was brought in to tell how she got the name Little Toe and I don't think she understood it and better she didn't. Houdini as the next steward brought in Stupid Fucker who is known in European Circles along with water crest sandwiches, as Thag, just like Fag only he is heart and not just another sweet guy, Andrew Sisters along with Clitmas Pussy as she had to be shown which one she would marry, shag, or throw over a cliff.  They showed her there breasts, ass, and something else that I forgot and BC leaned over to me and said, "Throw them all over the cliff".  She picked Julie to Shag not much choice anyway between the 3 ! Houdini called in all the guys 65 and older in as we are the," Suave Bore, good looking and just plain cool guys". JC had a joke about a guy that sheriff deputes shot 68 times and asked why so many is that we ran out of bullets, he was a very bad man! Andrew Sisters in again to drink the cups of beer on the ground and get a nice dumping of cold water on them.  They seem to love it and never stopped drinking till it was gone. Only Real Men on the Hash. Chicken George in to drink out of Suck It and See's new shoes and she smelled it and turned away and gave it to George and such a sweet guy that he drank it all. 

Once Weekly and Twice Nightly in for 10 Hares, well done and we need more people like them to help out Haring!!!!! 100 Runs for Banana Gobbler and 25 Runs for Naked Gun and given out by Ejaculator and Creature from the Black Lagoon our Impediamenta’s. Banana Gobbler in and on the ice for calling Barbara Woodhouse a grumpy old man .Andrew Sister on the ice for not calling out when on paper and he kept looking for PAPER AND SHE WAS NOT AROUND AND HE KEPT LOOKING BUT NOT FINDING HER.  Barbie Doll in to sing us a bit of Irish songs and one about "How our Family got Together" and the other one was "Patie won't be at work today"  Bobbie Socks to tell some jokes.

JC in to tell us his secret run next week is up in Thalang at Tonsai Waterfall.  Houdini finally in to find out if all the moaning and growing about Hash Shit will stand up and it didn't as it was declared a good run and the circle closed at 6:50 and that ain't good !

I need people to support the scribe sheet or there won't be any as I am not going to do 52 of them this year, so please this next Saturday, please help out and volunteer for the upcoming week’s.


PS  IT WAS WONDERFUL TO SEE THE ROOT FAMILY AND HOW THE DAUGHTERS HAVE GROWN UP.  WE WILL MISS YOU AND YOUR WONDERFUL CHOCOLATE !!!!