As Frank Sinatra sang one of his famous songs, "The End is Near" for our gorgeous GM, whom as Big Bollox said, sitting next to me today, it was the best smelling GM we ever had---Here Here !!! One thing this famous reporter has learned sitting around before the circle starts, is the bullshit that flows around.  You name it, it is talked about.  No names will be forth coming!! MM is getting anxious to start the circle early, which means I can get out of here and watch the F1 Qualifying for the German Grand Prix, but little did I know that the Queen Bee was going to go on and on this day. Anyway she starts counting down the minutes by yelling out 10 min. before the circle starts, then 5 and  then its circle up the wagons and off we go. 5:16 and the Hares are brought into the circle and were given beers for cutting some of the grass and scrubs, so people could get through.  Who cares? Hares again and special thanks given in the form of shirts that looked like they came out of prison from the back and suppose one of them was in before, who knows? Lucky Leek brought in as he donated old Hash shirts to MM for school and now the students know more swear words.  Bad boy.  He was also given a free 1st Class Bus Ticket to Bangladesh for donating 1,000 baht to the beer fund, so they could have 20 baht beers today. Hey what about us water drinkers, huh why not free water today????? Two visiting farang ladies (very very nice indeed) put on the ice for what I have no idea ?
 
1st Stewart today is Not Cleaver or is that Clever??TopOff brought in as since there over 28 languages in his part of the world, Pakie, why is it that most of them only speak English???  Testicle Tom brought in to try and master the english language such as word for trousers is pants, under pants are under wear, but for me a "G" String is still underwear?  The poor Americans don't have it straight yet. Now I am going to try and read what Big Bollox wrote down while I was in the circle about this joke. Guy just can't get off and goes to see the doctor who tells him (Top Off) that he should buy starting pistol and fire it off when he is almost ready to come.  He goes home runs up stairs to his wife, goes at it and when he is ready to come, he fires the gun off, and out comes Swollen Colon out of the closet???  Did I get it right or not. All 7 of the French brought in and a long joke about finger shoppers ?  Slow down Not Cleaner, Clever or Cleaver or?   MM complaining that she is not getting enough "FUN SAUSAGE" from Cartoon anymore, so she should start to wear shorter shirts, 9 inch shoes, "G" String and all this will turn him on and he will jump you so fast and he does, but ends up in the freezer at Tesco and that is the best I could make out of it.  Sorry but you had to be there to hear it. Not Cleaner brings out a "G" string and some of the ladies try it on and ends up fitting Pole Position, but lo and behold it actually fits Mercury better.  Quite sexy I must say or was I thinking that?

Thai Corruption brought in and always wonder why they run when a gun is fired instead of getting behind someone like Big Bollox and amazing how many Thais could get behind him and not get hit by a bullet.. All X-GM's brought in and for what I have no idea. Lucky Lek brought in with 2 lovely ladies from South Africa whom are his friends and a Viet Nam-American guy who tells this great joke, but can't tell it here, sorry that is was so good, but oh sooo bad !!! Louis the Lip brought thinking that when he was walking on the walk and someone put their arms around him, he thought it was one of the women and ends up being Jungle Balls.  Louis baby you are getting worse. Thai Corruption in again along with the Pygmys as this is their last time as the Beer Masters after 25 years of total commitment to the Hash.  Congrats from all of us and nice round of applause for them !! Dambuster brought in to have his dream team sit on his lap.. Pole Position, Twice Nightly, and MM in the middle and could not have happened to a nicer guy, but wondered how MM got so high in his lap ? The Committee brought in for last one on Monday and no food or drink, just talk about Thursday's Big Bash at the EX-PAT Resort at 5 pm.  MM gave a nice thank to all of them that helped her this year. MM brings all her kids in as they could not stand to hear all the swearing during her reign that they only showed up for the 1st. and last circle that she did.  Smart children.

Cartoon as 2nd Stewart and brings Mercury, Jungle Balls, billy Boy, Once Weekly and FD and nailed them with jokes about them.. Only one I remember was Billy Boy using the mail box for voice mail. Next in and on the ice is his own daughter, Gremlin.  What a bad father to put his own daughter on the ice!!! Next in and on the ice is OLAF? who unfortunately had new shoes on and had to drink out of them and the Hash Flash Lady who asked me to smell her shoes to see if it was ok, and oh god I thought it was the "Night of the Living Dead".  Poor guy! Bollox in and also on the ice for not having Hash Music ready for MM last time out, but alas he did and called in Butt Cycle, Murkury,Big Fella, Parasol Pussy (my Favorite), Clit Zipper, Bluey, and Who the Fuck is Alice and all sang that old time favorite of "The Version of the Irish Rover" (did I have that right or not Bollox?) and when they finished Bollox and Dambuster on the Ice. Can anyone keep up with this shit, because frankly I was lost when the circle was called and I am not on drugs !!!

Billy Boy called to read who's who and where and why and how many and all that other stuff, but first being that he is not old, he put on his reading glasses. Blue Harlot called in with that mild mannered look of, "What the Fuck did I Just Do?" and put right on the ice for??? A game with all the X GM's with the original GM Hat and who ever had it on had to sit on the ice and by this time I was running out of ink in my pen and almost 2 yrs oh sorry 2 hrs. into the circle.  ENOUGH !!!!

So what happens, run offenses, ye gads does it ever end.  Murkury in with one about Pole Position and Nugget and how they lied about running? Barbara Woodhouse in for giving ride to Banana Gobbler and another lady while they were walking back as they were soooo tired.  Blue Harlot played the Matador by hitting a bull on the nose with his plastic water bottle. Tough old buzzard isn't he! F1 is on god let this circle end, please ! Toad in for Nut Cracker to tell a joke, HELP !,I GRABED MY CHAIR AND AS I WAS WALKING AWAY I HEARD THE FAMOUS GOOD RUN - BAD RUN AND IT WAS HASH SHIT !!!   YES, THERE IS A GOD OUT THERE !!   THANKS MINNIE MOUSE FOR A FANTASTIC YEAR,