Let’s start with the French. Did
anybody see how the French Hare’s enjoyed watching us all suffer the
pains of a “Hare of the Dog Run”? I mean seriously you guys are nuts,
period. The Hash Ball was such a great event that as Once Weekly
mentioned during the Run “I do not know how you guys do it,
drinking beer on Friday nights and then this”? Well, I don’t
know, but after one hour and ten the FRB’s get in, should have been
paid back with a thousand beers, but as it turned out when the voting
went on, all is forgotten and forgiven in alcohol heaven.
The GM eager to start the Circle and to immediately punish Lucky Leck
with a Heiniken, for pissing on a Hash sign, and so he downed it in
one. Hares in, and her Majesty thanked for the long Bastard of a run.
Then the GM calls in Swollen Colon and his Baby’s, and even though none
look like him, her advice “keep on trying”. Then she gets in Flubber
for new shoes, and is forced to drink out of the GM’s old crusty ones.
The GM poor’s two in each, Flubber downs it all and goes for a refill.
Swollen Colon in as first Stewart, and he calls BC. As it turns out, on
their latest cycling trail in Nakon Ti Tamarat or something like that,
BC knows and visits a short time room. You know he don’t get hard these
days, and so as its like playing with a rope SC explains. BC while
looking at the mirror freaks out seeing this old man and says to
himself, “no wonder I can’t get any sex looking like that”. Twice
Nightly and JC, and SC tells that on average a hasher runs 700km per
year and drinks 35 Gallon, therefore an average Hasher does 20km to the
Gallon. Now with JC the average is 3km to the Gallon and Twice Nightly
100km per Gallon. Then he calls in Flubber and Comes to Late, for
Flubber hoping this trip be a romantic one. But Comes to Late did not
want to bend over daily, so she took the kids along. Then good advice
on Aussies Etiquette like, when drinking directly from the bottle “use
one hand only”, or even if you are living alone “perfume is not a waste
of money”, and to scream at the movies screen “it has been proven that
they do not hear you”, and when sending your wife with a petrol
can down the road “it is not polite to ask her for beers”. Last SC got
in Big Bollox for he had accused him of nicking his money, BB was shit
faced and found it later in his pocket.
The GM thanks SC and calls in the Visiting GM from Chiang Mai,
Anything; and asks the HHH to pay respect, and the answer was, why?
Then there was a scene where Lucky Leck had his back turned to me, and
I only saw parts of the GM seemingly going down on him and then
spiting. Well it turned out to be beer. Then I had the pleeeasure of
blessing the Virgins, give our respect to the Visiting Hashers and the
Returners, the latter don’t include our mate Flubber hehe. Next, Barth
Wader entered and Hot Pants was furnished with 300 Laager sites, sorry
runs. With Barth Wader still in the circle BC was asked to sing a song,
and so he did, the Lionel Ritchie Hit “Hello….I long to see my man
paste in your hare; …but let me start by saying are you a Doode? …
Hello”. [
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So it went on and King Klong was called as next Stewart and so finally
somebody punished the Hares for doing this long run. Then he focused on
the Hash Ball and first called in all the Ladies, well actually all the
eye candy from the Hash Ball, and yes they looked all a little worse
for wear and tear today hehe, but like magic the night before! Then
Suck it and See with her partner Chicken George, for he dressed her up
like a chicken, feathers ended up everywhere just like in chicken barn.
Then JC and Paper on her comment made early in the night, “look how
straight JC’s neck is”, and then late at night her comment as JC is
walking bent over forwards towards us “look, broken Neck”. Then Lost
Buffalo and myself in for my notion that Lost Buffalo was Hot on the
dance floor. At last he called in Fred Astaire, you know the guy with
the bad back Born Loser, also Big Bollox and Anything for rude dancing,
and myself for dancing with all the beautiful ladies last night, hello
to FA Cup.
The GM back on deck calls Big Fella for missing the Hash Ball; instead
he went to the Expat in Patong. The third Stewart Big Bollox enters to
punish all previous Stewarts for stealing all of his stuff. BB then
calls Blue Harlot for traveling with two hair dryers, “can’t look rough
at this event”. Flubber was exposed when BB told us that she only makes
love to him because he can not afford the Batteries. Testicle Tom last
night was seen flying about the hash Ball. The punch was no fruit only,
it had punch and so he was seen and heard talking to God in the Toilet.
TT was handed a box of tissues, for crying while riding his bike early
this morning. TT and Blue Harlot had to be punished for TT helped
himself to 3 Sweat dishes and BH went 6 times. The Scribe thinks aloud
and reckons, too much talking about the sex they are not having. Then
the French and some celebrated the 69th birthday of …..? The GM
explains why men like Jewie the Lip use Viagra, “it’s like this, when
he wants to get out of bed he needs something hard to hang on to”. Then
the GM kept up the teaching effort and Tuk Tuk after 25 years of
hashing did get several lessons on the down down song. BC back in the
circle, and for your sanity I will only do one of his. He called in
King Klong, stood next to him on his left facing us all, and while
moving his arm and hand in a wanking manner BC referring to KK says,
“He is the Jesus right hand man”.
The GM lifts the culture and Porn Shop and Cobbler deserved a beer for
PS did the Marathon in 3h50, and C for the half Marathon in 2h11. The
Announcement by the GM to bring 100BHT to the Expat next Friday and get
the 1000BHT refund for the 25th Anniversary. The circle went On and
there is more to tell, but God given luck we will all forget most of it
by next week. Thank you GM and thank you BB for it was a great weekend,
thank you all!
On On
SADG