Flat laager site on the outskirts of Kamala not far from the sea and only 1 minute from the scribes home. Surprised to see Chastity Belt come by car, also Louis the Lip and Pui (wife of Vacant Plot) who also live close by. I suppose LL had an excuse as was his 78th birthday for which he was well awarded later by the harriette sexpots. It had to be a hilly run as per the surroundings, and it was, but great views and a lot of nature. Was surprised to see a lot of the walkers coming in early who had shortcutted  through Fantasea land - deserved to be attacked by elephants. The first real walker, surprisingly Moonwalker I think, in after an hour. Followed closely by the first runner Once Weekly in 1 hour 10 mins followed the French then Blue Harlot. All the runners sweating  a lot and speachless apart from JC who after a few silent gestures had to find fault in the run, as did Murkury and Georgeous who didn't even do the whole run. Looks like no-one had a swim in the sea afterwards which the hares certainly enjoyed. Turned out to be one of the best circles for a while ably run by our colourful GM. First in was Tony whose birthdays are always on a Saturday and who claims the more birthdays one has the longer one lives- not sure what planet he's from. Followed by a Testicle Tom steward spot for which most of the subject was lubricants and goats- he's so vulgar. He then tried to turn attention away from himself and picked on Pygmy who he accused of following the resident goat herd at the laager site then bending down and trying to shag one. Pygmy had to give us a demo which TT was not capable of doing. Jiggy Jugs in the circle because she'd just been in hospital getting her tubes untwisted- claims she was shitting out her mouth and that what came out was the colour of TT's lime green pants- yuck! Also the non present Duke of Puce very concerned and sending a lot of texts to JJ. I knew there was something wrong judging by the very horsy smelling burps coming from her while scribing. TT then accused Big Bollox of  spicing his fruit shake at the Hash Ball last year which explains why he went crazy that night as was the first drop of alcohol (so he claims) which had passed his lips in 30 years. Topoff in the circle for being a fashion statement claiming it's just the way he looks, followed by the Thai Connection for having a government which don't know if they have any problems or not. Pornshop and Cobbler, our resident public servants, then accused of wasting government money by being submitted to hospital for 3 days to recover from a hangover, at government expense. It certainly wouldn't have been stress related. Swollen Collon introduced the visitors and was surprised to have a white visitor from Birmingham. A returner in called Horizontal Nosediver which is an interesting name, followed by Flying Horseshit who is another cloggie so Flying Dickhead called in to keep her company. Flying Dickhead doing a good job of hash flash to replace Born Loser who had obviously got wind of the hills on the run site.

 Then Long Cut was called in and asked how she got  her name and if she had a big vagina- SC almost got his head knocked off. Then Flying Dickhead getting carried away with his quest to photograph all hash T shirts took a photo of SC's chest- must have got mixed up with the puff pastry run.Blue Harlot then in as a steward with his usual excellent round of crude jokes, although the first was a bit off- his birthday present for a girl with no arms and legs was to be raped! Indianna and the Temple of Poo with sprog in the circle re a joke about breast feeding- JC getting excited. Getting to the stage now where the beer was kicking in and  can't read my own writing and JJ's burps were becoming overpowering.JC then in and tells a story about an Irish bar in Oz where he doesn't want to repeat himelf 4 times, then Saggy in the circle and aked what the biggest mountain is in Liverpool. He mumbles something like Boulderhill, but no says BH its “Kilomanforajar”. Yanks in the circle by BH when he explains language differences between English and American ie Pavement/Sidewalk, trousers/pants, bonnet/hood, buried at sea/hacked and beaten to death before dumping in the sea. LL then in the circle to celebrate his 78th birthday and teased about his jewishness. Then LL's eyes lit up because before he knew it he was sitting on a chair in he middle of the circle surrounded by all the harriettes in various forms of attire when Chastity Belt starts poledancing up his body, followed by Twice Nightly who is lapdancing all over him followed by another tall sexpot who is rubbing her groin all over him. LL was certainly smiling but no sign of a woody. Scud in the circle and playing tricks with Arsefinder with a telescopic beer glass which went from 3 mouthfuls to a yard of ale which Arsefinder had to down admirably.
Then our very own Master of Music, Bollox, in to give a great hash version of Dowadididumdiddoo from the Hermans Hermits in the 1960's? This triggered a call in for all the old fart 60+ years olds. Interesting how a lot of these guys are the front runners these days- what's happening to the young turks? JJ calls in Georgeous, LL and  new American bare chest runner with long pants and a boxer shorts sticking out the top. Good point she had comparing these three what with LL who wears nothing as is obvious when sitting opposite him, and Gorgeous who wears womans pants. Arsefinder (JJ's personal trainer) then correctly calls in JJ for reccing a tinman with SC and him this week when they got lost with no money (what do expect with SC), then afterwards got “Duked” at the Aussie Bar in Kamala. Maybe she thinks she is a man- she will turn in to one if she keeps burping like that!  Someone in the circle impressed with Parasol Pussy's dog which pissed on someone when she told it to .Bullet Rash finished with a bit of vernacular by telling the GM “never to let the truth stand in the way of a good story”. Good words. JC called for a consensus of the run and was pushing for a hashit as he was still so knackered, but the pack sensibly called       “Good Run”