We arrived at the laager after being misled by HHH Sign, showing to our surprise a U-turn on the Hwy. JC & Murkury, the Hares set to make an impression after last week’s Gorgeous run with Barbara Woodhouse! Still some FRB’s did step up to the plate, and with a little warning that there is no walk, and should therefore take the walkers about an hour and half, we all went on our merry way. GM started the circle while plenty of walkers were still battling with the 2 hour plus walk, just dare to ask Woodpecker! Big Bollox announced that Registration for Hash Ball finishes at the End of this month, and that Swollen Colon again has not paid today’s 60BHT Registration Fee. Also, plenty of people are on the way to comfort Rosie. Even though the sad news from Rosie keeps on coming, we miss your fcuking never ending, not funny at all jokes, and even more so your Hare songs. Hey Rosie, we love you. Any message for Rosie please pass them on to ACDC.

Swollen Colon announces the 22nd Anniversary Tinmen Run on May 18th. The On On is in Kamala at Singha’s Restaurant. 10,000BHT Sponsors for the 25th HHH Anniversary T-shirt are: Lady Pie Chastity Belt and Houdini, Expat Hotel Woodpecker and King Klong, and the little Expat Bumscraper and Billy Boy.  Then the GM and Big Bollox call for a vote on who is to be the beer bitch, being responsible for the beer truck. There was Useless and Nugget who had to face up to the crowd. Honestly there had to be more hands in the pocket than being raised for a vote, showing that we love the Pygmies, period! We cannot thank the Pygmies enough, so off goes my hat to you both, and good luck to the winner Nugget our future beer bitch!

The GM calls the first Steward Assfinder. First in is Louis The Lip for hoping to take the seat of his Baby and more so the nipple of his wife. Then in comes JC for driving like a crazy man, well hello what else is new he he. Then Assfinder called in Creature and my better half, telling how I SADG paid Creature for a strip. Creature told Ejakulator that I came by earlier today, and so Ejakulator asked did he give back the money that he borrowed? Then somehow Assfinder’s Baby gets 2 beers, no problem. The GM calls in the Joint GM Billy Boy and lashes him for what I don’t know, but BB unphased enters the circle and opens his routine as usual with Shut the fcuk up hehe.

BB calls in the Virgin a lovely lady, and with her trap gurgling something BB goes off again, Virgin Shut The Fcuk Up.  BB then steps up and puts Born Illegitimate on the Ice. Born Illegitimate not happy, while her Grandson’s smile is growing round his head like a razor blade, did not help her spirit. BB lead the ceremonial part for the Virgins, now two of them were made to crawl, swallow and appreciate the warm feeling we have towards newcomers. Then the Visitors, Visiting Hashers and the Returners were made welcome, while the circle was interrupted by a car driving through the middle of it. Hares in the Circle!  BB calls in Singha and it takes a while but not because Singha did not hear him, it’s Grandma again on the Ice. Chicken George was called in for falling in love with the Bell at the Little Expat. You keep on ringing them Bells George hehehe. Then Tuk Tuk was placed on the Ice for being a know all.

The GM takes over the circle again and asks BB where did he get his shirt from, the Mauraud BB replies. So the GM asks BB, what is the Dog doing on your shirt, pictured right behind my ass? Well we could have put him in the front BB replies, good the GM says, then I don’t need a man anymore!  The GM calls me SADG for a Steward spot. So I called in the Hares and in particular last week’s Hares, for their Run even stopped the dogs from running on the Hash. But not only did the Hash dogs get pissed off, and not appear today also the GM family had some real issues to deal with. Well you all remember the GM’s birthday right. It was also the time when Minnie Mouse and her family were reunited with her wider family, the family of Rats. Well even the Rats are pissed of with the long runs. So Minnie Mouse to relieve the Rat revolt bought them each Roller Skates. Big Bollox and Lesser Dipshit say thank you for the meals on wheels. So its not that I could not do the Spot alone, but with BC going down on me, how could I say No to a couple of his jokes, BC style. As I do not want to disturb your peace of mind I will leave out the part on Bin Laden, but I cannot help myself on the marriage of Cathy bang bang in London. As BC was watching the ceremonial part, he noticed this woman balling her eyes out, and in the process going through a whole box of tissues. BC says while doing a couple of air_wanks, so did I. Then BC grabs two guys, hooks their arms and makes them walk either side of him. It looks like he is cross country skiing while at the same time jacking off these two guys, the crowd goes crazy. Do it again BC hehehe!

The GM lets the run offences fly and Bullet rash calls for JJ and rightfully calls her a wimp. The Triathlon Lady checks up on Facebook and says its ok to run in the rain but not the bikes. Porn Shop gets blasted with two beers for running up the hill, not blowing the Horn, just to save his breath and win by five minutes in 52 minutes all up. So what, the GM came in second and yours truly came in fourth. Then the vote for a bad run was called, the circle’s reaction absolute silence, and so a good run was called by everyone.  There was much more to tell, lots of fun, thank you GM!