Good regular Gorgeous laager site at the back of Ao Yon, but little did we know what we had in store. At the run introduction BW mumbled something about getting lost while laying paper and a long falsie but no-one in their wildest dreams thought it possible what was to ensue. Thought there was something amiss when during the run the lovely Russian Around in front of me, complete with headphones and cossack head gear, suddenly turned back to a junction and threw some paper on another trail. When I eventually managed to ask her what she was doing she replied “Gorgeous told me to”! On questioning Gorgeous later he became paranoid and denied all knowledge of this saying he never has assistance while setting runs- he received enough icing anyway so I rest my case. I continued following Russian Around, which I have to admit I enjoy, and  became alarmed when she stood on a bees nest and started screaming as she seemed hypnotised by them and stayed in the area- thought she was having an orgasm. Root and I coaxed her back up the trail and round the nest but by this time she had several bites, as did your good scribe who of course never complains.  The run was good till about 50 minutes into it when suddenly the paper stopped and there was no new trail to be seen anywhere within a 200m radius. Eventually there was a small lost pack of the front runners (2 frogs (always forget their hash names), Blue Harlot, Root, Russian Around, Minnie Mouse and Twice Nightly) who decided to follow the froggie with the GPS who led us up hill and down dale in the direction of the laager site till we hit a road when we decided to head down towards the sea – by this time  Russian Around and the other harriettes had gone their own way. We suddenly saw some paper for about 20 yards which disappeared so kept following the road till we found the harriettes walking towards us. We turned back and discovered the little section of paper led into the bush and back to the laager site where we arrived at 5.30 in torrential rain calling for the “hashit”.  The rain continued resulting in a lot of people leaving early. Froggie and Barf Wader arrived about 6pm looking like drowned rats keeping up their record of arriving back about 7pm in the dark the week before (Froggie later admitted he had given the taxi the week before 1,500 b by mistake). They were followed by Chastity Belt and Moonwalker who had got a taxi from somewhere near the Deep Sea Port. 

The rain continued pelting down so that by the time the GM called for the circle under a rubber hut, the only hashers left were the ones on the bus, the hard core like JC as beers were only 40b, and some front runners who wanted to see the hares iced and given the hashit, and of course the faithful scribe. Rain man was one of the first in the circle as a returner to celebrate the rain- other returners were Blue Harlot, Rainbow Blacktop and No Hope fresh back from Iraq, with no hope for Iraq. While on the ice, Gorgeous would not admit it was a bad run and blamed it on BW who he claimed only had to lay 200m of paper and stuffed it up. BW then blamed it on his black panther of a dog which had tried to eat some of Chastity Belt's birthday cake while I was sheltering from the rain.  Two Thai girls from the bus in the circle for being colourful on the run. Creature in as a steward who called in Ejaculator who had a sore leg as he had got his briefcase stuck in  a BKK Skytrain door- lucky it wasn't his dick which Creature confirmed was OK. Creature in the circle by Scud who claimed she had spent the whole bus trip from Patong talking. Houdini in the circle for a down down to celebrate Chastity Belt's birthday while she stayed in the car applying lippy. Tosser in the circle as a Departer, and MM in the circle by No Hope for stealing 2 watermelons on the run and sticking them down the front of her tight wet T shirt.  JC in the circle and asked to compensate Froggie for his taxi fare at last weeks Kamala hash, but no response from JC who by this time was well and truly stuck into the 40b beers.  The circle closed about 6.30 with JC calling for the consensus on the run. Hashit got the vote with the shit bowl being well and truly dumped on BW's head.