This turned out to be the longest scribing that anyone has ever done and shall be submitted to the Guinness world record book for immediate entry.  My fingers and my brain qualify for being able to write but the spelling was way too much.  I should have realized something was amiss when I saw JJ's new house without the roof and the colour was so Islam! I knew I was in trouble when the circle was called at 5:15 and actually thought, just maybe we will be out of here early, but little did I know that the great GM MM was going for the record. First off Singha Gold and that JJ woman were making rude comments about your scribe and I almost got up and quit! Next we had this huge van moving into the circle and found out it belonged to those visitors from Jakarta but it just moved out without running over yours truly. It seems Swollon Colon did it again and never showed up to do the run and JJ had to go out into the wild and find some dum ass guys, who had no clue what to do nor did they care as they laid a 5 minute run and a 2 minute walk.  The names of these semi-precious stone dummy's were:  Leeky Dick and Sheeps Kin ! The real fuck up of the century goes to King Klong for chewing out Dubai for non payment of beers for the next 6 months when it turns out he pays in arrears and in advance!  Chewing on that grass KK has really got that brain of yours working overtime.  JJ was brought into the circle again and immediately put into the Sin Bin for hiding behind the beer truck and not coming out with her new found Hares.  Whips and chains is this girls proper attire I am begining to feel.  What say the vote on this one ?  Aussies wanted Songkran T-Shirts, so GM gave them some small Thai ones and made them put them on.  Real Men in Pink (my favourite colour) shirts that exposed their manly bodies and navels.  They sang a song that went with the shirts, but have no idea of the words.  At this moment Dubai walks past me to put a beer bottle in the beer rack and just couldn't do it, so Mr. Pygmy had to show him how.  Its a bitch getting old and forgetting the little things in life.  All Ex. GM's in the circle to show why we have a most beautiful, sexy, and intelligent speaking and in english that we all understand, GM!  Clapping was heard through the crowd on that one !  Twice Nightly was brought in as 1st Steward and Louie, Bollox, and Big Bollox brought in to show how old and large the Phuket Hash is. Scud was 2nd Steward and brought in Swamp Thing and his wife, who unfortunately didn't have a Hash name and so was proudly given the name, More Ass, as it refers to other names for Swamps.  Other manly men brought in and I just looked and forgot what was said about them.   Jakarta Hash House people brought in, but none of them caught my attention, except the tall Thai lady that was from Kata that was brought here by MM. 

Born Loser brought in because he had no power so no shower, food or coffee but forgot he had gas. Dubai brought in again, christ this guy is going for the record for most times brought into a circle and not wanting too, for helping with the designing of the original Phuket shirt which will carry over for the 25th Anniversary run in June.  Bootilicious brought in as 3rd or 4th or 5th steward, as I told you I was starting to lose it by now, and brought in Big Bollox who ate Goat curry and then fantasised about a goat in his hotel room . I thought to myself, this is my kind of man.   Found out she and her husband are leaving for Sweden for a long stay, so we all wish them a safe journey.  I was brought in about 1 baht, 1 baht, 5 baht, 10 baht sex movements to be done with my wife and only cost 17 baht. Lucky Lek brought in Cobbler for being a bad boy for not running and also brought in the Thai Mix Connection for just being them.  Aussie sent email to GM MM to set up sleeping and other things and wanted GM on Ice and voted no way and put him in the sin bin, and he pulled his pants all the way off and as I didn't see IT, I can't make a comment on size and girth.  Jakarta 25th Anniversary Run also in June and all invited.  Two old men invited to drink beer off Twice Nightly and Suck an See Boobs.  That was worth watching the ladies eyes to see if they were rolling in the back of their heads.  Tattoo in the circle for complaining about his shirts being missing and that OUR GUYS took them and yep they did !!  Run Offences:  Cunning Runt was seen being carried by Naked Gun across a stream, so her shoes would not get wet.  Prince Valiant to the rescue.  JJ and Hares in again and JJ back in the sin bin again, New Record for Sin Binning, cuz no SC here to do his job !!!  Americans brought in the circle as a ruling made in some state that you can SMOKE POT, BUT NO ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION IN A CAR!!   We are good ! All English brought in for Prince William’s Wedding Friday.  Hail the Prince and First Lady.  You must go after older women as they want it more and are more sexier and I do agree on that.  JJ in again for being on the airplane with some of the Jakarta people and getting into trouble, and really JJ do you really want all of this notoriety?  The two Aussies who helped lay a fantastic run, Leeky Dick and Sheeps Kin in to sing a most memorable song called,"Dodie You Can Drive My Car".  By this time it was time to tell all that throughout the whole Fing Circle I had to look at Bullet Rash’s crotch, as he was directly in line with me to see what was going on.  I must say my eyes were burning by the end of this circle.  FINALLY THE TOILET SEAT CAME OUT AT 7:50 AND THE HARES WERE GIVEN GOOD RUN AND LEEKY DICK GAVE MURKURY A KISS ON THE MOUTH AS HE WAS SO OVERJOYED.   WORST PART WAS THAT MURKURY DIDN'T BACK AWAY!  AH SPRING IS IN THE AIR!