Hares: Lesser Dipshit & Born Loser
Total Pack: 127; Virgins: 6; Visitors: 1; Visiting hashers: 33; New members: 1
Circle
opened and hares, Lesser Dipshit and Born Loser called in for a down
down. Then
the Thai Connection. Something about Songkran, Happy New Year. For
Thais it is
always a Happy New year.Then an announcement on the Iron Pussy meeting
Wednesday the 20th. The visiting Singapore hash called in the circle.
All were
given mini balloons to be blown up until they exploded. many loud
bangs.
Somehow, Top Off was brought into this. They give good blow, and make
it poop.
Shoeless put into the sin bin. Happy Birthday. Visiting hashers, i.e.
Singapore
Hash in again. Two virgins in. Want to lose their virginity tonight.
New shoe
people then in. Two men and one female. Girl is put on the ice and the
two guys
have to drink beer out of six shoes. Shoeless is back in the sin bin
wearing a
brown wig to cover up a very large bald spot. At 50, he is trying to
look
younger. It seems a bit late. Another Happy birthday song. Murkury as
the hare
for next week makes an announcement. Assfinder plopped into the sin
bin. A new
member is announced. He looks about six years old and he is put on the
ice.
Visiting GMs in the circle, three of them. Then Shoeless is back on the
ice and
then in the sin bin. Singapore RA is in the circle with a rolling pin.
A birthday girl is then iced followed by Useless. He gets a " he's alright". Testicle Tom then gives him a big hug. Malfunction is then put in the sin bin. Then Ugly Bum is called in by Lek. All give an ON ON. Jungle Balls and Clitmus Pussy on ice and sin bin. Shoeless back on the ice and reminiscing about the previous nights pub crawl. His sister comes in and takes off his shirt. Arnold Schwarzenegger he is not. He is then tied in pink string so he doesn't get lost. It is tied tightly around his genitals which are given a severe tug every now and then. It looked as though he was about to be castrated. He is led around the circle several times. One person (female) with no hash attire is iced. Then all those who were on the Chang Mai 1000 run in the circle. It was then announced that the Phuket Hash will be 25 years old, and there will be a celebration on the 25th of June registration is open now. Minnie Mouse is told to sit on the ice but she refuses to do so because of her official status. She picks out a young Singaporean, and makes him sit on the ice so she can sit on his lap. Run offences and someone who did not register until 5pm is iced. Bullet Rash and Mama Duck for laying the Pooying Hash Trail. Blind Mullet and family in followed by Singha for his birthday. He was not sure if this year was 2012 or 2011, so he did not know how old he was. He brings in the GM.
Gorgeous in as a steward. He states the run should have been longer. He brings in Louis the Lip. The oldies stick together. Then Singapore ladies had to test water. They got a down down for talking. Minnie Mouse, King Klong and Flying Dickhead brought in. Flying D is photographing old tee shirts. Then all the army people are called up. Testicle Tom was asked what regiment he was in. He said he was in the airborne. We think he was on a space ship. In this group was Born Loser, Lesser Dip Shit, Barbara Woodhouse and Murkury. Gay Cowboy was in as formerly with the Australian Cadet Corps. In those days they fired Lee Enfield .303 rifles. Then there was a call for the french Foreign Legion. Three Frenchmen came in but we don't think they ever fired a shot between the three of them. Another call up for the hares. The Singapore hash were called in to to give an opinion on the run. All agreed a good run. Circle closed.
On
On
Gay Cowboy