Dear Hashers, in the absence of the current
scribe, the honorable GM asked me Secret Agent Rat Gobbler to be this
Saturday’s Scribe. I tried to pass the buck, but not even the Virgin RA
would stand in, instead he asked me to be the RA too. His voice in
tatters, this after a confidence building night with the Duke, Yes the
ailing Nutcase made it back, just as his friends left, hurray.
For anyone who was not on the Hash, it was simply great, and so I will
now go down on some of the gaffs I picked up along the way. The GM
calls for the Hares, and Billy Boy spouts, where is the fucking
Mexican, everybody is waiting ….in come Murkury and JC. The GM and
rightfully so honored the drunks, for a maybe first great run, not a
ball buster seriously a great run. GM says that JC is too busy to run
round the Dam these days and was seen this Saturday morning, like a
good Dad at two schools, and then started laying the paper at 2.30pm.
The rumor also has it, that there was Paper getting JC to buy a new
house with a swimming pool. Mind you on the advice of the Duke, who
like JC drinks with a passion, and when together can’t say no, that’s
when it end up a lady showing the way. Cool running Paper, and JC
have you seen the light hehehe.
The GM announces next weeks Iron Pussy run, check info on the website.
King Klong with long hair invites everybody to the Expat for
Woodpeckers Birthday Party, with Thai Band, food and as I have heard,
it went in to the early hours. Then the GM announces the possibility of
cheap beers at next Saturday’s Hash, as it is her birthday, so let’s
get ready then! Next Run Offences. Cobbler in for getting his balls in
to real danger. Booty tells how she seen Duke being led to the bin.
This made her stop the guys in their tracks, as it’s obvious, he has
already been recycled many a times. Jungle Balls brings in this
Doode, 4 years on the Hash with more than a 100 runs, and still
no name. So they named him something like Disparoo [
Disparu], as
he disappears straight after then run.
First Stewart Lesser Dipshit, also known as co-seat hugging Registrar.
They use cars to sit on, and so LD called in the worst of the Hash, and
that means something these days: Duke the Puke, Tokyo Joe, Thinker
bell, and Manic Pies for not paying 60BHT at the Registration Car. Then
we had to honor Top Off. They celebrated him due to the two blonds on
his arms, and sang to his welcoming the gray age, Happy Birthday you
cunt! Then LD called in Jungle Balls, current Hash Flash for taking too
many pictures of himself. When LD called in Once Weekly, who looked
after his first run like he just escaped Auschwitz, we heard them
Hashers whisper, now Once Yearly, ………..running I mean. They shouted
Great Stewart spot LD!
Then the GM calls in Creature and Barth Wader due to some bitch fight.
Well here is how it goes, Creature alias Stewart Recruiting Officer
asked BW again about her Stewart spot, answer: I not confirmed yet
hehehehe Billy Boy in and calling the Virgins: Bill from Canada, Tony
from England, Pin Thailand, Schmidt, Joy, John, Katia and Moss.
Well they did well, some sucked well and all got cooled down. There was
a moment and BB had to take charge, and so he called on Minnie Mouse
and Murkury to shut the fuck up. Well, if anybody ells dares saying
that to the current GM, I hope you survive hehehe. Visitors in,
Tiffany and Murry got the arm pipe treatment, and her chocolate Balls
got well soaked. In the Visiting Hasher, Mars Bar from Brunei,
Houdini’s sister. The New Member Off On has been accepted, and the GM
reckons she’s a good deal, she does everything for half the price. Some
boys we believe are lining up. With the Returners called, they sang we
miss you so much hehehe, and so Flip Flop with a lifeline supporting
Nutcracker, Kaiser Bill, Crocodile Tears, Corporal Punishment, Numnuts,
Copy, Tits for Brains, and last but not least Big Cunt BC are all back
with the family again. There are no Departures. The GM thanks Billy Boy
for the spot, and for never being there when she needs him. Hello
Kartoon stay a while, the circle is great and she is very popular! Then
Top Off throws a fit, calls all FRB’s who never wait for him, short cut
all the time and don’t follow the Hash Horn. Then he punished Porn Shop
for hiding from the Hash Horn duty, this by doing a JC and simply
arrives late. Well, in this case I would call it smart. The GM blows
the Hash Horn in to Top Offs ear, and while banging him over the head
with it she confessed, that she always feels Indians before anyone need
to get one over the head first. Minnie Mouse give it up, their heads
will not stop wobbling, and they will drop off!
Houdini in as next Stewart. Hares in, together with Duke and Naked Gun.
The latter on a walk, Duke for ¾ of the way was seen in front
with FRB’s and Gun comes in an hour after everybody? Confusion did not
lift when it was made clear that there was no walk. Then the Irish
claiming to be the greatest sporting Nation in the world! Well just
because some young Fluke, Duke beat the Pommes. Blast Off, where are
you when we need you! Then came Houdini’s stellar moment, he called in
three beautiful ladies and BC. BC was confronted with three questions:
why would you, Shag the first lady, Marry the second one, and throw the
third one over the cliff. After a brief moment of silence he comes out,
“I am afraid that Turkish woman, if I throw her over the cliff, she
will bounce back”; “That one I will Marry so I can snow cap her
mountains’; And Yeah I’ll shag her, and do a Creature on her, steal her
just like her boyfriend did. Then Houdini after doing a Rosie ended up
on the ice.
At about this time the Hash went off the rails, Elvis took the
circle for a first, a new hit “My Leaking Ars”. Composed by the
Bollox brothers, Fans hang loose it will be on the worldwide Web
shortly. King Klong and myself in particular got persecuted, seems that
after an exciting night at the annual Blues and Rock Festival, Gim had
to carry or drag and carry KK down their Soi to the Expat. Like I could
have managed the Soi the stage I was in, hello! The GM announced the
Organization for the 25 year anniversary. And so the end was near and
Singha in as Run master. Singha made sure we kept the Happy Circle
going, only because he could not hear us singing (he always is a
cracker in the circle), and so a great, good run was called. Great Job
GM,
ON ON SARatGobbler