This run had more hills than the Sound of Music, even Julie Andrews would have struggled.  Incoming at 5.50 and 6.10 but French all back in early as short cutting barstewards.  GM called in Hares and as even the laager was on a hill, she had to kick off her high heels.  Chicken George doing his best to drink all the Hare’s beers as Stupid Fucker not supposed to drink.  GM was looking for a short, little bit fat man which turned out to be WC Fields – little bit fat?  Jiggly in with Wanda – she reported the first case of Chlamidya and Wanda hoped it was better than Klong’s Chardonnay.  Visitors not yet back from climbing everest.  Returners in and then 4 virgins.  Departers in and then BB announced collection for Takua Pa orphanage and sent Twice Nightly round to extract money from the drooling crowd.  Book Fucker in as visiting hasher who sent email to GM, not sure what it said but obviously a State secret.  Jungle Balls & Clitmas Pussy in – he didn’t use her name during sex as he didn’t want to wake her.  Susi Klong in as 1st steward just as the 5.50 incoming arrived.  Barf Wader in for running on the walk.  Scud, Minnie Mouse and Jiggly in for complaining about out of control dogs – the 4 legged kind.  Jiggly wanted a gun to take care of the pests – the 4 legged kind and Scud used to have a sign saying “Come diving with us or we’ll shoot the dog.”  Tulips caught running off with half a rainforest with a huge fern.  He was iced, not for nicking it but because you couldn’t smoke it.  Cartoon & Flying Dickhead in – Cartoon’s dog found drinking FDH’s beer.  Good spot susi.  GM got Bootilicious and her husband in – couldn’t find the two kids.  Husband got a special offer – buy one, get one free.  Sex education for son – saw neighbour blowing ‘horn’ but didn’t make a noise.  GM thinks the English call the male dangly bit a Peanut – that’s what the other two bits are called.  Twice Nightly collected 5,000 baht for orphanage thanks to her cleavage.  Billy Boy in as next Steward – he didn’t do the run as he used his crystal ball and knew it would be long and hilly.  Susi Klong and Sybil re diving story – Susi saved Duke’s life and Sybil was mighty impressed as it meant he had the pleasure of Duke’s company for a little longer – have you warned the missus Sybil?  Houston Basher asked Chicken George how long the walk would take and he replied – 1 hour if you roll down the hill. 

Two virgins in with new shoes and made to drink out of the other hasher’s shoe – a new form of torture GM?  Two more incoming at 6.10, promptly iced for getting lost.  Hares in – GM complaining about Cicadas talking more than women and won’t shut up.  George explained that all Cicadas are female and take no notice when told to shut up.  GM got the French and Australians for a balloon game.  Only Bluey was happy as he had the only female in the group.  Asterix then got shoved up the backside by an Ozzy.  Singha in with run offence.  He didn’t hear the starting whistle and everybody ran off without him, the French were pushing everyone out of the way and Flying Dickhead presented a huge obstacle so Singa was left at the back.  FDH forced to drink Archer.  However, the truth is that Singa fell down the hill and was saved by falling on top of FDH.  Murkury in for not following GM’s warning to watch out for slippery leaves – he was telling everyone else to be careful and went crashing head first into undergrowth.  Blue Harlot complained about Murkury leaving the laager last week in big 4-wheeler, causing a tsunami of mud to head his way.  Big Fella sin-binned for not providing GM with gorgeous guy.  Asterix peeing against a tree and saying he was checking.  The Little Bit Fat, Little Bit Short WC Fields eventually found and announced Blues Festival.  Returners in.  Barf Wader in with numbered runs but they had all gone home – Putin My Pussy and Creature – we will find you!  Run Master in – Tremendous effort and Good Run called.  Before circle closed, GM found her good looking guy and sin-binned him just so she could see him in his tight, wet shorts.