HARES in ...some confusion here as to who just are the actual Hares. It was eventually agreed that the GM was lead Hare with Jungle Balls and Manneken Pis mealy sub Hares...I wonder why?
GM iced JC..why cos he just wanted to see him sit down and get back up again. This stinks of getting one's own back to me!
RETURNERS in ...Six, back just in time for the rain!
VIRGINS in ...Eight, 1 Hun, 1 South Africa, 1 Yank 2 from the land of Jungle Balls( Sheep Shaggers) and 3 Frogs. It took time but they got lots of water in the right places...Welcome, please come again.
NEW MEMBERS ...Tony from the US and Alex from the UK. Let's see you both knock up those Runs.
RUN OFFENSES ...Clitmus Pussy got in one of the young Virgins. She saw him stamp on a scorpion. Now we must respect and protect the wild life on our way though their environment..yeah right, fucking kill the bastards! JC got in Blue Harlot...why cos he just saw him sit down to tuck in to his meat pie..JC, you are a mean bastard ( but I did manage to get a sneak bite of BH's pie , whilst I held it for him!) Manneken Pis got in Butt Plug and said last week BP was a shite Hare but this week the Hares give out food...and he gave BP a cold meat pie! SADG came and said..I know everyone thinks i'm a cunt ( yes, why the need to state the fucking obvious?). Well, I remember when I was GM I got a small girl on the ice and she cried...and that girl is here today. Come in and have a beer with me today.. Mini Root. So , she did and then poured it over SADG's head! The GM called in King Klong and thanked him for the 30 Baht beers for his 65th Birthday...HBYC! Tony, our New Member called in Asterix and said others on the Run were moaning about him slowing everyone up...so what did he do, MOONED them but right in front of Tony's face!
RUN SHIRTS ...Dogs Breath got her 50 Runs and took her shirt off, well done. Shag-Her-Arse- Off got her 25 Run shirt but didn't take her shirt off(I thought all Russians liked downing things?)
STEWARD ...Jungle Balls. Shag-Her-Arse in for telling Shag-Her-Arse-Off not to take her shirt off! Daisy Duke and Tony in. She wants to name Tony today...Gay As Christmas is BORN! Lucky Lek in as at the Committee meeting LL called JB a ling...cheeky bastard i'm not a monkey..no, no I mean you ling the bell! Julie Andrews in..now there seems to be some confusion as to just why JA is back in Thailand. It was said the Anal Vice(JA's brother) is going to marry Queen Of Puke, no..JA is going to marry Golden Rain, no..Anal Vice is going to marry Golden Rain, no..JA is going to marry Queen of Puke, no...JA is probably going to marry Anal Vice.....sounds like a right Krut fuckup! Rhys and Alex in...it turns out that these two Virgins are not only brothers but JB's nephews. JB then pulled out a letter from their Mom. Dear JB, no doubt you and Clitmus Pussy will be taking my two sons to the Hash on Saturday. Will you therefore, please ensure they get the full experience of Hash life...So they did the Run, they brought a Hash shirt each (well done), they each drank beer, had a meat pie....and JB got them on the ICE...that's the lot then lads, now piss off back home! Always Wet in, AW has now got herself a personal trainer..Great Dick. She started this morning. She was so nackered she never left the laager! Commonwealth Games just started so let's have representatives of the competing nations. and he called in a Hasher from each of the following...Scotland, England, Wales, N Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, India, South Africa..invites also went to the countries Great Britain USED to own... USA, France and for a while in the 1940's Belguim, Holland Germany and Italy...as a last resort he also asked Hawaiian Ho in as the Hawaiian flag still has the Union flag incorporated in it..Lesser Dipshit shouts out your wrong, your wrong..on the ice LD.. but he refuses to get on...bad form LD..you should get on the ice when told to by a Steward and by the way JB is right the Union flag IS an integral part of the State flag of Hawaii! We should be calling the Commonwealth Games...The Empire Games...here's to the Brits! JB then calls for a few lads for a Choir to help him out.Then the girls who have read 50 SHADES OF GRAY. In come Clitmus Pussy, Moonwalker, Daisy Duke and Flip Flop. Then JB begins...
Great Spot JB, well done and thanks.
HARES in ...Now we know what all the fuss was about at the start..no way is JB and MP taking the rap for the GM's last Run...JC did not have to call for a vote because before he could open his mouth the crowd were baying for SHIT RUN, whilst JB and MP stood back pissing themselves! Well Murkury got what all departing GM's get...the shit house pan seat around their neck!
Well our Little Bleeder's time is ALMOST up..this was his last Run. So before the AGPU on Thursday 31st, may I, on behalf of all our members thank our turtle head for his wonderful year as our Leader. We look forward, together, on Thursday to bidding him a fond farewell into our statistical history books....as just another Ex GM......Who's next?
On On, see you all at the AGPU.
Not Cleaver