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After being co-opted to be this weeks scribe
by the GM and being presented with a brand new notebook and pen to
record all the events and making notes as necessary Imagine my horror
this morning, the day after the Saturday hash, to go to my car to get
the notebook with all the hash happenings from the previous day and not
being able to find it anywhere……I vaguely remembered putting it on the
rear bumper of my car when I was loading up and my wife ( Suckhim
) nagging me to open the doors and hurry up as she wanted to use the
loo at home asap, we only live a few minutes drive away so no
problem…….I can only imagine in my haste to have driven off and leaving
the notebook with all its contents somewhere behind us. I have returned
to the lager site early this morning but found no sign of it….probably
some lucky person found it, ripped out my few pages of scribble and now
has a nice new notebook for themselves. That does not help me with my
predicament now as how to give a report on yesterdays hash, I will try
but my memory is not as good as it used to be……so here goes The GM called in 7/8 more mature men hashers for an offence and someone called out “looks like a nice group of boys”… but this was recounted by Barbie Doll who retorted “more like a bunch of old cunts.” Two
stewards : Dr Fucking Jeckyll
& Cartoon (long time since last spot, shame as
always good ). I cannot remember any of their stories but I know
that everybody was laughing and enjoying themselves. My personal memory
during the wheelbarrow race was to see the look on Minnie Mouse’s face
as she was turning to come back to the start….I could not decide if it
was agony or ecstacy….. but good fun. Runmaster for the day was Bullet Rash who had no trouble in getting a “Good Run” vote from everyone. Request to the GM….If in need again for a scribe….maybe best not to ask me! On On
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