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Our GM got the Hares in to thank them but also to moan about the laager site being situated in the middle of a six lane highway, as the third motorbike drove though! RETURNERS in...shit loads, all ugly so we don't care where they have been! VIRGINS in...eight in total with Minnie Mouse throwing the washing up bowl over them. VISITORS in...two hairy faced Canadians. Welcome, you wonderers. RUN OFFENSES...GM once again got in quick to call in the Duck family (Bullet Rash's mob). He asked Mama Duck just what she looked like as she walked out on the Run. Arab head dress and two snow ski poles...make your mind up M D! Mannenken Piss calls for the Hares and asks of them just who managed to get under a very low lying bamboo branch on the Run? Not Lesser Dipshit (as Blue Harlot calls out..he must of rolled under it like a fucking ball bearing!) Dandy La Root gets in the Duck family again and tells us that B R parked his truck at the bottom of the hill and D la R said, you can park at the top with B R replying, fuck em, let them walk! Barbara Woodhouse got in 7 Hashers including myself ( so I can't remember who else) but he then called for Ice Box to demonstrate how she bent over on the Run and NOT one Hasher attempted to slip her one...not real Hashers says B W ! Minnie Mouse calls for father and son teams, Bullet Rash and Kaiser Bill and their offspring. Now lads, your Dads are trying to get you fit so come on next week kick their arses! On The Floor got Gorgeous in cos she had never heard anyone call On On so loud, where have you been O T F, hes always a noisy bastard! Blue Harlot calls for Mr Fister and his intrepid band of Mt Everest conquerors . BH tells us that last night he spoke to Chicken George and CG tells him that as they reached Base Camp C G turns to Lemming , who is mostly blind and says what a view,... where, where says L, C G gets a photo of the view out of his pocket and puts it in L's face, oh, beautiful says L! Mr Fister got a round of applause from the circle for getting them all back safe and sound! 1st STEWARD...Virgin Steward...Tootsie...Allo Allo, T calls fer Meenkin Pee and Minin Mou, as MM is ze Steweerd Chasssser and she comes up to urrs and MP, he runs away, so MM, she sez Toootze u are ze Steweerd for the nex weeek! All of ze French Froggs in ze cirkule. T tells them he is se Steweerd and he will call his national compatriots in...orrrr... non, non, ve only Francias, non parlez vous Anglais.. and Tootsie says...and here's to the French Cunts! M P and Disparu in. Now the French like to tell jokes about the stupid Belgians. So these two were truck drivers and they went to France, when a policeman stopped them to check for drink driving ( they had both had a few glasses of wine). He was about to give them a breathalizer, when MP says to D, you have glasses on, take them off and the reading will be two glasses less! A couple of days later the same two were back in France driving a larger truck, when they came to a low bridge that said 4 m clearance, they got out, measured their truck and it was 6 m....Oh well, says Disparu, that stupid French Cunt isn't here so let's just drive through! Tootsie, great first spot. Please come again..said the girls! Well done, thank you. RUN SHIRTS...special shirt today...Barbara Woodhouse's little girl Banana's Beansprout got her 25 CRAWL shirt from the GM and her Mom , Banana Gobbler. Well done! NEW SHOES...Rusty Hook had no chance of hiding his new shoes as they looked like walking Balisha Beacons! Size 15 took 5 beers! 2nd Steward...Gorgeous called for MM and Tootsie and thanked MM for getting him in after Tootsie! No Cup in next and G held up a pair of shorts exactly the same as he was wearing...only 3 sizes smaller. They are his daughter's. Last week N C mixed them up and G had to Run in his Daughter's shorts! Have you ever tried to get in your daughters shorts G shouted..( yes many times Blue Harlot answered!) Singha in, as he had sent a lady over to G's house to get a Salmon. She asked to speak to Goulda..., who the fucks that, Goulda, Goulda...oh you mean GORGEOUS! She got her salmon but no cheese! No Cup in again ,as G tells us that all the years he's been going down the Old Airport road he's never come back the same way...why, cos N C drives back. G takes two lefts going in and N C takes two lefts going out! ( now it is at this moment I find, for the first time in my life, I have no ink in my pen! So notes are at an end!) Good spot G, thank you. HARES
in...This is a close one due to the traffic snarl up
at the laager site. As the Run was OK the Run Master called for the GM
to
adjudicate but Our Leader bottled it and the R M called Good Run...JUST! On
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