A vastly reduced circle was opened by our Little Bleeder and he who is to be obeyed called in the  the terrible Haring Twins , No Hope and Singha. GM thanked them for once again producing their usual high standard of both Run and walk. Looks like J C is going home again with his beloved shit house pan!

RETURNERS in... only three, so the GM moved on to more tempting things!

VIRGINS in...just two, a cute little Thai girl ( no comments) and her little Thai mate. Welcome, please come again.

VISITORS in...Another couple from Cheltenham, Bev and Chad, who happens to be a D V B...your Scribe's name for a Villa supporter...work it out for yourself,  BUT I don't like them! Anyway, welcome Bev!

NEW MEMBER...a little Thai lady, Lek,  was called in but she was having a pee in the bushes. So we waited and waited...and waited....WET WHISKERS was born! Thank goodness she wasn't having a shite!  Welcome to our happy band W W, looking forward to seeing your whiskers!

RUN OFFENSES...No Hope gets Paper in cos he had warned Hashers to keep all MUTS on their lead. Who did he see.. Paper and her brood running free ( someone shouts out J C why didn't you keep Paper on her lead) (sorry i'm not going to mention any names BUT he can't spell!) Barbara Woodhouse calls for Blue Harlot as B H had given him a banana to eat, B W said thanks, oh it's ok, they are shit, with black pips in I hate them. Kindness to a fault our B H! Swollen Colon gets Not So Swollen in and tells us he was having a dump behind his truck and needed some paper, so asked Not S S to get some paper from his truck..but move your school hat...Oh dad, your not going to use that to wipe your bum are you! Sucker calls for both Gorgeous and No Cup and tells us about when he met them at Makro. G sat and had a coffee with Sucker whilst N C did her shopping..she came back with a large flat TV screen in her trolley...What's the Charge, and what the fuck have you got that for..well you keep me cooking in the kitchen and it's the only room in our house that does not have a TV ....well it does now Gorgeous..you tight Scottish twat!

1st STEWARD...Bullet Rash (nee Gravel Rash!)..Last week's Hares in the circle, in trouped Testicle Tom, Virgin My Arse, Dicksapointing and Butt Cycle. It was TT's birthday last week and he treated the other Hares to a Mc Donalds..but B R found out they were on special at 19 Baht. T T hates them but likes Burger King but he didn't buy them BK's cos they were too expensive! ( another tight twat!) This weeks Hares in with Mannenken Piss and Top Off. Great paper laying lads MP and T O took EVERY falsie and ran an extra 2 kms! B R also thanked the Hares for the wonderful view of the Grand Canyon, great view and good Run lads! Minnie Mouse in, she asked B R last week to do a Steward spot, yes ok but will you please remind me, ok says M M. She did but only when he just come in from the Run TODAY!..theres nothing like timing and that's nothing like.....! He then goes on to tell us that he asked Cartoon why M M is not running as much as she used to..C says it's becuase shes so pissed all the time! Good spot( considering your notice) Thanks BR!

RUN SHIRTS...Toad got his 200 Run shirt ( in twenty years!) Well done but your never make 400!

2nd STEWARD...Sir Prickalot...calls for..Barbara Woodhouse, King Klong, Punt, Gorgeous, Not Cleaver, Blue Harlot, J C and Dicksapointing and stands us all in a line and gave us each a letter to hold up...we know why this is going from his last spot DCUSASTN..moves us around a bit and out comes...SAD CUNTS !.... B W..his missus was in labour and the nurse said push..push shouts B W then out pops a big fart...it's ok love it happens in child birth doesn't nurse..yes but not from the father! King Klong took his wife to see 12 Years a Slave but it just depressed her as it reminded her of the fact she met him in March 2002!  Punt..his wife came home from the Iron Pussy a bit drunk and was a bit horny too. She showered and came down in just a towel and stood in front of him and the TV and said SUPER  PUSSY...he said I'll have the SOUP! Gorgeous..to spice things up his wife dressed up as a police woman in the bedroom...what's the charge?... she said you're being charged with being good in bed...after 2 minutes she gave up and she said she was dropping the charge due to a complete lack of evidence! When N C first started to use computers there was no internet, so people  walked miles just to call him a cunt...no change there then! BH's doctor said that he's a very sick man. B H now regrets lending his doctor some of his pornography! J C has learned that if he upsets his wife she nags him. But if he upsets her even more he gets the silent treatment...he thinks it's worth the effort! Dicksapointing..there's no pleasing some men, he told his missus not to come home drunk from the Iron Pussy on Wednesday...she came home sober but he still shouted at her..mind you she didn't come till Friday!...Another great spot Sir P, Thanks!

DEPARTERS in..only Peanut, so on to the Hares

HARES in...No Hope and Singha got their just rewards...good Run, unlucky JC !

On On, See you all next week.
Not Cleaver.