Firstly can I thank Jungle Balls, No Hope and Blue Harlot for writing the last three weeks Scribe notes,  which were all a vast improvement on this Scribe's efforts!

Our GM opened the circle with the Welsh Dragon flying from the beer truck for this St David’s Day Run which was hared by our two sheep shaggers, Jungle Balls and Butt Plug. You could see the welly marks on both of those two's legs! The two British Welshmen standing proudly in the circle (Gorgeous, please take note!)

Our Little Bleeder got in Puppy Shit to ask where have all the H H H signs gone?  JC, I mean anyone know?

RETURNERS in...only one so no questions from our GM and he pushed on.

VISITORS in...Three, two from Vietnam and one from Mauritius, welcome!

VIRGINS in...five, a Thai , Yank, Englisher, Frog and a Indonesian who all got our traditional wet welcome!

NEW MEMBERS in...two but only one got named. A Englishman who is a train driver, Thomas The WANK Engine is BORN!

RUN OFFENSES...The GM called for only a few and short ones at that! Dicksappointing  got the New Members in just to remind them to call On On when on the Run, well they are new and anyway, keep up you slow cunt! Sir Prickalot  got Gorgeous  in to compliment him on his ballet dancing on the Walk, seems a quad bike turned over and nearly hit Gorgeous but for his superb pirouette ! JC got Fungus and Dr Fucking Jeckyll in and recalled when JC and Dr F J was laying paper they both got stung by some sort of plant. JC told our resident Horticulturist, Fungus about this and he went to find the offending plant, he found it alright by falling into it and getting stung too, well that's what happens to mushroom stalkers! Blue Harlot called in Lord Louis The Lip and Rommel. BH had overheard the following..L L T L, I've got a good copy of Moby Dick on Blue-Ray, don't like porn says Rommel, it's about whales you prat, don't like the Welsh either! (nice one for St Davids Day).

1st STEWARD...Lucky Lek entertained us by saying the following..I think! There was a delay after he calls for each victim as we tried to work out who the fuck he wanted! GM in cos he started the circle late and LL had too many beers so was already pissed! Creature and Ejackulator in as they were lost, even when they said they followed the HHH signs! Jungle Balls in next.  JB said he really must stop drinking as he feels he is now allergic to alcohol, as every time he wakes up he breaks out in HANDCUFFS! Revered Finger Licker in next as Rev asks God, why you make this girl so pretty, so you would love her says God. Why you make her a good cook, so you would love her.  Why you make her a good house keeper, so you would love her. Finally the Rev asks God why you make her so dumb. so she would love you says God! Lads, I've just got to stop there, it's doing my head in! Well we all enjoyed your spot L L , well done and thanks. 

RUN SHIRTS...Too Old to Fuck got his 25 Run shirt and Sir Prickalot got his 50 Run shirt. Well done both!

2nd STEWARD...Manneken Piss. This is just going to be the same as Lucky Lek, can't understand a word he says! All the Frogs in, only three left by now, but have a drink and fuck off, nice coming from a Belgium cunt!  All the committee members in that went to Shakers Wednesday night. He thanked them and said they will be back in to tell further stories later. Blue Harlot and Minnie Mouse in, as joint  Steward chasers they have a differing approach. BH asks weeks in advance, nicely but MM pushes you the week before, that's it! Butt Plug in as he named Dutch Smegma. When DS got home his girlfriend asks what's it mean, you know when you give me a blow job, well it's the taste you get after it! Creature in (for Barf Wader, as big plastic tits), MP tells us BW was telling us last week that Foggy had his ATM card done over by the Russians for 173K, No Hope was heard to say, that's way less than you spend! Tootsie and Minnie Mouse in as T was chatting up MM and MP said, you trying to fuck her? No says T, I want to fuck 15 Gets You 20, who was sitting by!  Tootsie says the only person who does not say hello to him at the Hash is Cartoon, so T asks MP to teach him Dutch, I not  do that, MP says cos if Cartoon hears you he will KNOW your fucking his wife! Minnie Mouse and GM in again. This time MP tells us that at the end of the committee meeting MM got into her car with GM but could not start it, this went on for ages so GM came back in for a drink. In the end MM calls up Cartoon at home to ask to help her, are you putting your foot on the brake before you start the truck ? No, well fucking do that and it might start, you pissed up twat! Good Spot MP, thanks.

DEPARTERS in..Nine in all including Jungle Balls and Christmas Pussy who are off to Top Off's home land of India (the sun never sets on the British Empire). Have a safe and enjoyable trip.

HARES in. A great St David’s Day Run and a good Run was called. GM closed the circle

On On, See you all next week.
Not Cleaver.