Scribe Report:                         Run  No. 1458                    Saturday 1 February 2014

Hares: J.C, Paper & Doctor Fucking Jeckyll
Total Pack ?:  PH3 ?,  Virgins ?,  Visitors ?, Visiting Hashers ?,  New Members ?.


The GM called in an angry Dr Fucking Jeckyll but JC was still laying paper...somewhere! He then called in Paper on her 50th birthday and Cunning Runt, another birthday girl..H B Y Cs!

RETURNERS in...11 but again only a few came in the circle to mumble to our GM. Where had they been, fuck knows as a couple of tossers refused to stop chatting and your Scribe just could not hear. If you want an accurate copy of events in the circle every week, then please shut the fuck up when the GM or Stewards are trying to entertain you!

VIRGINS in...another shit load again: 2 clog wearers, 2 Frogs, 2 non-voting Thais, 2 warm Finns, an Aussie and a lone Little Englander who were all showered by Manneken Pis and Fungus. Welcome and come again, and you won't get so wet!

NEW MEMBERS...Joe and Daisy Duke. Good to see you, especially DD!

VISITING HASHERS in from all over, including Bangkok, NZ and a couple from Cornwall (the birthplace of our GM) so he chatted to them for what seemed a lifetime!

RUN OFFENSES...Billy Boy in first and called for our resident Mexican, JC. BB saw JC on the Run and he asked JC if this paper was a falsie, no I got lost there! Manneken Pis got the Mexican in again, MP was walking with the GM and they could not find any paper until they came across a full bag of paper! Blow Job next and in comes the Mexican again! BJ explained why the bag of paper was there, cos JC was still laying the paper, behind the walkers! (Our Mexican is having a nightmare!). Butt Plug gets in Brad, who is a member without a name. BP tells us that Brad had set out to lose weight, learn Thai, stop drinking and paying for an online course he had not even started, LOST CAUSE is born! Piss Drinker calls in Clitmas Pussy ‘cos as he was crawling up the tarmac on the way back in, a truck shoots past with CP in the back waving, lucky girl! No Hope gets Billy Boy in and told us that as he was taking a short cut, that turned into a long cut, BB says sod this I'm getting a taxi up the hill! Bullet Rash next up and gets in Lesser Dipshit and Dr Fucking Jeckyll as last week, when they were reccying they phoned BR and said, can you come in your truck and pick us up, we are lost! JC calls for Top Off (just as he was getting on his bike) TO had the horn, half way behind the front runners and TO says to JC there are about 70% of your VICTIMS still out there!

RUN SHIRTS...Rotary Wanker finally gets his 25 Run shirt after complaining for over a year!

1st STEWARD...Vomit Bomber. He was a virgin Steward and tells us true stories that had everyone laughing. Chicken George was first in for yelling at Jack (his dog, not Ejackulator) for refusing to get in the back of his truck, CG eventually gets Jack in and goes round to the front to discover it’s not his truck!  Nothing in for losing his daughter’s (Fork My Ass) wedding ring in the sand on Naiharn Beach during their ‘wedding’ ceremony last week.   The English (and Welsh) in because of their narrow and unlucky defeat  by Australia in the cricket.   Great first spot, well done VB !

2nd STEWARD
...Mind The Gap, with well rehearsed funnies that entertained us Hashers.  Well done M T G!

Before the GM called the Hares in he asked for all that were injured on the Run, in came three,  with ice packs on their respective ankles, Fungus, Tinker Belle and Houdini, this not looking good for JC (or the three injured Hashers), this was some Run!

HARES in...JC, Paper and Dr Fucking Jeckyll and awaits the outcome of the vote (the only one on the island!)  JC was sacked as Run Master for the vote. Try as he could, even after THREE votes he gave in and the Mexican was awarded his shit house pan seat as SHIT RUN was called. GM closed the circle.

On On, Not Cleaver

See you all next week.