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RETURNERS in...Seven Hashers travelling back home that included Wanda. Welcome home all. VIRGINS in...Seven again from across our planet. They were a little overly wetted today as the three helpers got carried away with the free water! VISITORS in...Two from Miri City Hash. I have no idea where that is and I consider myself geographically savvy! Whatever big Hi to you both from Phuket HHH. RUN OFFENSES...Bullet Rash in first and called for Flubba as Hare, BR found him short cutting all over the place. Well as Hare you have inside info, well done Flubba! Fungus in next to call in Mind The Gap, now we all know MtG is a good runner but today Fungus found her running whilst on the phone, waving her arm all over the place talking about shopping or something like that. Clever girl, but WRONG! Houdini (or as Lucky Lek says Howinit!) got Fungus in as F fell down a ravine and needed a Virgin to help him out (first time F has been assisted by a virgin!) Me in next and I called in 15 gets you 20 and Lesser Dipshit. 15/20 was behind me and LD in front of me .I asked 15/20 TWICE to get in front of me but would not. I had to tell her that I wanted to look at her arse not LD's! Georeous got the Hares in and Lord Louis The Lip. The Hares had said no falsies, but G and L L t L got lost...how? RUN SHIRTS...Kiss My Ring got his 25 Run shirt and On The Floor put on her 100 Run shirt (over her old shirt!!!) well done both. Minnie Mouse got her little school girls in (Pole Position, Mind The Gap, Creature and Twice Nightly). School skirts and pig tails (Blue Harlot was having a heart attack!). MM also called in all the kids and they formed a circle. MM then got Blue Harlot and all the other teachers in the middle of the kids who then started to throw eggs over their heads, tll they all broke over the teachers! the yoke was on them, it was cracking and they all were really good eggs! All the teachers looked a bit scrambled to me but it didn’t boil over, it just went over easy! egg, egg, egg, egg! NEW NAME..Al (the Yank) who has a little bit of trouble seeing 100% got his Hash name. He likes to BLINDLY follow others and today he managed to follow over the edge of a cliff. I was there and it was a SIGHT to see, so only one name for Al...LEMMING! 1st STEWARD...Lucky Lek, (now bear with me with this one. Let’s face it, you’re not going to know if I’ve got it wrong!) He started (I think) with the Hares and thanked them for a crap Run. He then called for Born Loser and Lord Louis The Lip and also thanked them, for being older than him! He then got in a Russian girl, Fungus the Yank, JC the Aussie and Tiger the Thai. They were all in space together and Tiger says, who do I give the brown envelope to? Chastity Belt and Whoditit (CB's husband!) in next. CB had a dream about diamonds. Houdini went into Phuket Town and brought a small box back for CB. She opened it, expecting the best, but it was empty! CB says why is it empty? Cos you have all the money says H! Great Spot ( I think).Well done Lucky Lek! 2nd STEWARD...Butt Cycle, our Virgin Steward. He calls for Top Off but he had fucked off already, BC still showed us his JASPAL undies! He then called in two beauties Twice Nightly and Daisy Duke as his helpers (now that’s more like it to please the circle). BC then got in a bicycle and stood it up, it then fell over, but don’t worry the girls are still in! He goes on to say for three years he and Testicle Tom had cycled 35 km together each day until TT had to reluctantly give it up. In comes TT. The girls helped TT to get on the bike, now this was a bit testing for TT AND the girls as TT was milking it for all it was worth. It was the first time in five years that TT had got his leg over with two girls! So, now on his bike, held up by the girls BC puts a bandana on TT and says he looks like Easy Rider. Then a straw hat and now he looks like the Dukes of Hazard with the two girls! We all enjoyed your Virgin Spot BC but Testicle Tom enjoyed it most. Well done! DEPARTERS in...Just Flubba. F O Y C ! HARES in...Once Weekly, Twice Nightly and Flubba accepted the call for Good Run with grace .Well done the Hares! GM closed the circle, once again in complete darkness! On On, Not Cleaver
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