Old, wounded GM's never die and Our Little Bleeder bounced back from last week’s attempt from JC to decapitate our leader and he opened his first circle of the New Year! He called in the Hares, No Hope, Punt and On The Floor to thank them for what I thought was the best Run this year! As I walked the Walk I can't comment on the Run but the Walk really was splendid, taking me just under an hour and I came back full of life, if a little stuffed but ready for your Report! A good turn out was made even happier when Once Weekly announced 20 Baht beers in honour of his lovely Twice Nightly's Birthday...H B Y C !

RETURNERS in...Twelve came in from all over the fucking place. Hello Hashers!

VIRGINS in...Shit loads, mainly French (or talking funny anyway) and Gives Good Head couldn't cope with out 2 little helpers. They went over the top and buckets, pans and all sorts were used to make the frogs leap!

VISITING HASHERS in. 2 from Taipei and 3 from Sydney.  The GM made a comment that GIRLS are always more welcome. Sexist bastard!

RUN OFFENSES...Manneken Pis got Triple Arse Hole in and told us he is very serious about racing the Run but noticed today T A H is now becoming a real Hasher as he had a beer in his hand right after the Run, welcome to Hashing T A H! Gorgeous (all dressed up in his Union Jack shirt and socks) got that twat Not Cleaver in. Last week I took the piss out of Gorgeous about the pending Scots referendum on leaving the UK. Well it turns out he's proud to be British but he wants out! I then, in turn, called Gorgeous back in along with Froggy, who was wearing Manchester United socks last week, what no PSG socks? I went on to tell everyone that I spent a very enjoyable N Y Eve at Froggy's Bar and was the only one who spoke English in the bar full of 40 people...then in walked Gorgeous...and I was STILL the only English speaker there! Houdini got FlubbA (note...not ‘er’  but ‘a’!) cos he managed to get in front of H and then just lay down on the floor, what the fuck for? H then called in Froggy and noted that he started to walk the Run NOT the Walk but fell over  within 5 mins and returned to the laager,  maybe it's cos it's Froggy's birthday, H B Y C!

NEW SHOES..two visitors, Tootsie (new car AND shoes, you've got some dosh!) and No Hope, who had left on the price tag on his shoes...you paid what, for those? So they all drank from their Shoes with NH carefully protecting his price tag!

RUN SHIRTS..Punt was given his Virgin Hare shirt. Teenie Weenie got his 25 Run shirt and Butt Cycle got his 100 Run shirt...well done to all of you.

STEWARD...Sick Fucker called in Blue Harlot and put him on the ice cos he gave him no notice he was a Steward. Blow Job was then called in and SF managed to get hold of two of the small Jack Russell dogs. JB was given a red handkerchief and proceeded to have a mini bull fight with the dogs...the dogs won!  JC in next and SF gave him a sequin Aussie flag dress to put on. I must say he looked a treat. JC told us that earlier he had called after his dog, Daisy, come here you fucking bitch, and a lady called Daisy turned round and said, what did you call me! SF then got in Flying Dickhead, GM and Uncouth Cunt and asked their respective partners to join them. SF got out some fake, stick on mustaches and put them on the girls. Now, kiss your men and let’s teach them how it feels! No one liked it apart from us watching! Good Spot SF, with no notice, well done!

2nd STEWARD...Blue Harlot called in Sick Fucker and said, you cunt, no notice but you had more props than a Tommy Copper show! Gorgeous next in. BH told us that G was standing in a bar in Dundee some time ago next to a small Chinese guy who was drinking. G asks, Do you know any of these martial arts thingys like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ? No, why you ask me dat cos i'm a Chink. Och no says G it's cus your dinkin me beer ya squinty eyed wee bastard!  Three Hashers in to represent  the Navy (Punt), Army (Gorgeous) and Airforce (GM). The Queen had asked all the 3 forces personnel what they would do if they had found a Camel spider in their tent, the squaddie says, I'd reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death, the matelot says I'd reach over , grab my boot and batter it to death, whilst the  AIRMAN  says, I'd reach over, pick up my phone, call reception and ask who the fuck put up a tent in my hotel room! (and I thought the Navy was the Senior Service!) BH then tells us two TRUE stories about his Teachers Pet. She has Irritable Bowel Syndrome cos every time BH wants to fuck her up the arse she gets irritable!  He was drinking with BC the other night in a bar and BH leant over and stroked BC's beard and said it feels just like Teachers Pet's pussy, BC then stroked it himself and said, yes your right it does! BH, it was even funnier in PITCH DARKNESS.  Well done, good spot (well I think it was Blue Harlot anyway!)

HARES in...No Hope...and... couldn’t see the others by now.  No question, no discussion. Good Run was called. Circle closed!

On On, Not Cleaver

See you all next week and thru 2014.